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Warheads aren't for everyone. With that being said though, many of us can recall the first time we tried to muddle through eating one of those notoriously sour warheads without losing our minds They can be a lot. 

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Woman Trains Cousin's Terrible Kids like Dogs

Having a family member straight up dump their kids on you is an unfair situation, especially when said kids are undisciplined little monsters. This person decided to do the best they could and broke out the M&Ms to condition these kids. Not everyone was so happy about it. For some more questionable parenting, here's a parent who blamed the teacher for their kid not being in virtual class.

Woman uses candy to get her cousin's kids under control | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/throwawayAAAAAHHHHH 15 hours ago 24 12 14 3 14 4 AITA keeping my promise training her kids like dogs if/ my cousin dumps them on sorry if title isn't accurate can't think another description describe training My cousin Amy (25F) has (6M) twins and has nasty habit dumping them onto relatives babysit entire day without any warning or regard their time 27F have very strained relationship with her but because my
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Praise be to the genius who came up with the idea to have contestants bite things in order to determine if they're candy or not. Is there anything so novel, visceral, or satisfying as a man biting a shoe to see if it's a real shoe? We haven't seen anything come close. Who cares if a gymnast with a horrible past has the upper body strength to climb up a rope? It just can't compare to a grown man biting a belt to see if it's made of chocolate.

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Mom Freaks Out When Stolen Candy Isn't Vegan

The feared "candy tax" is well known among many circles, but it's usually just localized to one's own family. This mom overtaxed her non-direct subjects and felt the swift lash of unwanted gelatin. Honestly it seems like the kind of thing any self-respecting vegan would know about. But this lady is a candy baron. For another one, here's a heartbroken vegan having to learn that mayo isn't vegan.

Candy stealing mom vegan story | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/MySuperSecretAccnt AITA not telling vegan mom candy she stole my kids and eating, wasn't vegan? This happened on Halloween and day following. My neighbor, 38F (super vegan) has 2 kids 26F) also have 2 kids. My apartment complex didn't do traditional tick or treating on Halloween. Residents were advised set out prepackaged individual candy bags on their patios/front door areas if they wanted participate
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Twitter Thread: Science Professor Obsessively Ranks Gummy Bears

Just when we thought we'd seen it all we come across an extensive, impressively obsessive ranking of gummy bears from a science professor that managed to take this admirably seriously. 

A science professor runs an obsessive breakdown of the world's best gummy bears | Scott Barolo Follow @sbarolo Are there really 12? Let's get sorting St. Haribo, forgive
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Employee Gets Ant Revenge On Office Food Thief

There's nothing quite like the satisfaction of catching someone red handed, and deeply humiliating or inconveniencing them in the process. We've seen a guy get satisfying padlock revenge on gym thief as well as habanero cake revenge on food stealing roommates. This one, however, uses fear.

Employee catches and humiliates an office food thief by switching candy with chocolate covered ants | r/pettyrevenge Posted by u/BatricePergeron 13 hours ago Chocolate Covered Ants Insect- Fearing, Sweet-Thieving Officemate. My wife is lovely woman who not only gets up super early pack lunch work everyday, but also throws suprise treat every once and while all hear stories about people stealing their coworkers lunches out office fridge my case wasn't my lunch started getting stolen at work treat
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Dude Offers Expired Candy To Coworkers

There was nothing smart about offering those Smarties to the coworkers. As it turns out, they were expired, and everyone ended up getting sick as a result. Yikes. Those poor bathrooms, and those poor people. Anyone else never realize that candy like Smarties can expire? You learn something new every day. 

Employee accidentally offers expired candy to coworkers, and everyone gets sick | TIFU by offering expired candy my coworkers This story is as horrifying as title sounds. Some background recently got new position with manager title at used car shop didn't know anyone at my job so an attempt make friends began setting out candy at my desk people could come and grab causing some small conversations occur. Well this has been going great until recently.
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"All Hail The Chicken" Candy Heart Wins Valentine's Day

A very special and unexpected "All Hail The Chicken" candy heart was brought into this world by a text-generator. Don't lie. If you saw an "All Hail The Chicken" candy heart, you might just feel possessed by the burning urge to buy it for the special someone in your life. Or maybe for yourself. We should clearly consider letting text-generators scrawl more random jargon on candy hearts for a day like Valentine's Day. 

Text-generator creates an "All Hail The Chicken" candy heart on Valentine's Day | tweet by Ryan Smith @TheSmithMinute can barely describe awesome getting candy heart with "All Hail Chicken" printed on would be. shuffle T-REX BUTTOCK ALL HAIL WICKED EAT WOOF BATH KITTEN FLUFF HOOFHOOF TOWELS BAND CHICKEN TREE YES YES YES YES DANCING ON LOAF SUPER BEAR HORSE BALLS BEANS LOOP YES
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This one is kinda sad. Not exactly sure how you find yourself in this situation, but this is not a good look for the mom. And her interaction with her little kid? It's just a little heartbreaking. We hope that kid ends up okay.

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Nostalgia Fuel from The 90s

There are two things that make us wish we could go back in time, straight to the 90s. The first one is the general annoyance of adult life and all the complete BS you have to deal with in the working world. The second is sweet, sweet 90s nostalgia. And an added third I guess would be that we could bet on Super Bowl winners.

Toys, games and candy that causes nostalgia for the 90s kids.
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Dad Critiques Parents Who Hand Out Cheap Halloween Candy

This dad went off on his Facebook post about how he's just plain old fed up with parents handing out cheap Halloween candy to kids. It's got just the right amount of delusional choosing beggar entitlement that we're fairly confident it's got to be a joke. There's just no way a dad would go this far. We've got to hope, at least. 

Dad's Facebook post calls out parents who hand out cheap Halloween candy.
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Vegetarian Coworker Sadly Learns Gummy Bears Aren't Vegetarian

Honestly, other than the whole "shaped like an animal" part, gummy bears don't seem like they'd have meat products in them, but that gelatin will get ya. Realizations like these can be pretty embarrassing for vegetarians and vegans, like this time a Subway employee had to explain to a shocked customer that mayo isn't vegan.

Coworker learns gelatin in gummy bears contains beef, and she takes it hard.
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70s and 80s Kids Share Childhood Moments That Would Not Be Okay Today

Ah, the old days. Back when life was simple. You could take candy from strangers, no one wore seatbelts and teachers could hit kids. Why did things ever change.

childhood memories things that used to be okay but are considered unsafe today
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"American Food Aisle" In British Store Is Mostly Candy and Jars of Hot Dogs

Yasmin Summan asked Twitter if her local American Food Aisle was accurate and Americans had questions of their own. Most notably, has anyone in the U.S. every seen a hot dog in a jar? It just seems...wrong. No wonder the world seems to have a low opinion of the American diet. For some more culture clash, here are some cultural habits of the UK that are just fascinating.

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27 Things That Look Like Delicious Food but Are Not

You've gotta hand it to r/forbiddensnacks  for pointing out all the food-adjacent stuff out there. This stuff might look like crispy fried chicken, scrumptious eggs and fresh ground beef, but in fact it's actually a rock, a mushroom, and a mop. It's kinda fun.

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Dude's Lust for Free Gum Ball Ends in Mouthful of Shame

We can't really fault him for anything but not noticing the true secret behind the free treat. It's really more of a condemnation of the weirdos out there who would set up hapless bystanders for failure. We don't blame him. People make terrible mistakes all the time, like this dude who cleared his own job site.

Sad candy gum FAIL gross embarrassing cringe ball mean prank story awful - 7836421
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