candy

Finally, a Charlie and The Chocolate Factory theory that isn't about how Grandpa Joe is guilty of disability fraud. With all the weird amount of attention this story gets on the internet, this kind of theory still makes a decent amount of sense.

They look like they'll be tasty, but in fact they're forbidden. What looks like hamburgers and caramel are actually rocks and car fluid. Check out r/forbiddensnacks  for more.

Just because it looks like chocolate sauce does not mean it's chocolate sauce. In fact it's probably floor cleaner or car fluids. For more check out r/forbiddensnacks!

These pics of random stuff looks so much like food, but they are absolutely forbidden. For more, check out r/forbiddensnacks.

Jeff Wysaski of Obvious Plant makes weird and hilarious absurdist parody products. There's a good chance you've seen some images of them floating around the internet. Here's a few that split our sides and lifted our spirits.

For all the times you've said "sure, it might look delicious now, but it's actually a piece of a shoe." Check out r/ForbiddenSnacks for more of these "treats."

Halloween is traditionally associated with candy, but a lot of people decided to get creative. Some thought "Why should kids get candy when you could give them a can of sausages!"

We can think of a lot of reasons, but alright.

"Is that a delicious pile of grapes? Or is it a clutch of terrifying spider eggs?" It's the spider eggs. For more, check out r/ForbiddenSnacks.

Just in case you have someone special in your life in need of these...

Yeah, that's not burger meat. That's a mop. You done got fooled. Check out r/forbiddensnacks for more forbidden delicacies.

Is that popcorn or is that hamster bedding? Is that a juicy steak or a really good looking rock? Either way, these snacks are not alright to eat. Check out r/forbiddensnacks for more.

"Heavens to murgatroyd"....

Christmas is around a few corners, so there's still time to get that Spoder-man action figure for your kid.

Sometimes we don't get exactly what we want. Sometimes it's worse.

So basically the 80's was the gum version of rule 34.