bizarre

It's a mad world we live in. Some are filled with more crazy than others. We can't hope to understand these moments of spectacular cringe. All we can do is stare into the infinite abyss of cringe and try to not get lost in all the WTF. 

The boyfriend in this scenario either has a rampant imagination prone to fits of psycho, chainsaw-wielding younger brother's chasing after imagined thievery; OR he really did find himself, knee-deep in a pit of absolutely wild madness. Whatever the truth might be, this story is one entertaining rollercoaster ride. I guess he really dodged a bullet, above all else. And he sounds like he was ANYTHING but a rude guest. Here's what those look like. 

Upon viewing these weird-ass no context images, you will take on the burden of thinking about them. That is, until the next unsuspecting person looks at them.

To use public transportation is to (painfully) knowingly throw yourself into a sea of absolute chaos. People really let themselves go CRAZY on the bus or train. That or they were already to begin with. 

Do some mind exercises cause these real life optical illusions will throw your lobes for a loop. It's double-take city out here.

These WTF moments are here to effortlessly bother and intrigue you, all at once. And don't bother trying to figure out exactly what's going on, just, maybe, accept the fact we live in a world that escapes reasoning and explanation more often than we give it credit for. 

Ready yourself, because it is nothing short of an experience trying to make sense of all these. 

And to think we all kid ourselves into believing we're special...

We swear this isn't an ad for Denny's. We just wanna show you all the weird shit they're posting online. We didn't think Denny's new marketing strategy to appeal to tech-savvy youths could get stranger. Then we found out they've discovered Tumblr. Here's 19 head-scratching moments made possible by whatever the hell Denny's is doing to sell pancakes.

Times have changed....you can't get peanut butter in fancy, grandiose tea rooms anymore. 

Our friends at Tumblr never fail to dig up the Internet's unforgettably weirdest collection of insights and images. 

These are bound to fill you with some kind of existential dread and/or anxiety. Proceed at your own risk...

Writer @KeatonPatti has given birth to these bizarre and hilarious re-captions of items found on Antiques Roadshow. He's also the mind behind numerous fake Bot-written scripts like this hilarious Olive Garden Commercial. Anyway, here are some bonkers-ass antiques.

Writer @KeatonPatti has given birth to these bizarre and hilarious re-captions of items found on Antiques Roadshow. He's also the mind behind numerous fake Bot-written scripts like this hilarious Olive Garden Commercial. Anyway, here are some bonkers-ass antiques.

Every time you've had an awkward meal, your server has totally picked up on it. And if you're lucky, they tell that story about you all the time. Also, quick tip: it's probably a good idea to not propose at Olive Garden.