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With a little bit of creative re-branding and some hot glue, people can turn their dumb junk into bizarre treasures that they try selling online. Are anyone of these goods and services good or serviceable? Usually not, but they are weird and bad and they're for sale.

If your goal is to make people think you're a completely hopeless social outcast, just bombard them with facts about necropants and how much skin you can bake into a cake! Why not? On the off-chance someone is interested by your freaky knowledge, that person is either awesome or should be avoided. Here are some more useless facts and some not-so-fun facts to feel bad about.

Seeing a marriage counselor isn't a bad idea, and people's reasons for it may seem strange and small, but really often it's a "straw that breaks the camel's back" kind of situation. So you end up with junk like "we're here today because he slurps his soup weird." At the same time, people are just strange. Here are some ridiculous reasons people wanted a divorce.

The internet has a bunch of funny stuff floating around it, a decent amount of wholesome stuff, but what it really has a crap-ton of is bizarre junk. There is no shortage of weird stuff from the crevices of the internet, from trippy images to strange goings-ons. It could be a cat at a weird angle, or it could be a goose getting arrested.

Sometimes there's no logical explanation for what someone is trying to sell online. It could be something they made from old shopping carts, or "liberated" from a McDonald's parking lot. There's just tons of dumb junk people try selling online. These bizarre treasures are rarely useful or even clean, but man they're interesting.

We all had some weird and backwards beliefs as kids. Some of us got tricked into "playing" video games on unplugged controllers. Some of us tried to hide behind see-though drapes. It's good that we learn from there, but it never undoes the stupid things kids do. Life gives us many moments of kids being stupid and weird. 

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about truck stop and interstate employees' most bizarre stories from their days on the job. It shouldn't come as too much of a surprise that those long, winding, dark roads are filled to the brim with all kinds of unexpected characters. Truck stop employees can really be put through the rounder. As will happen in these kinds of threads, we've got plenty of accounts from people that didn't work at truck stops, but were just passing through. That story about the mayfly hatch madness is something else. 

You can never be too sure what kind of dumb junk people will try to sell online. It could be a morbid art project or completely obsolete item that's been re-branded as "memorabilia." Either way, it doesn't seem like too many of these folks are gonna get a response to their offer.

We grew up Antiques Roadshow, and we've gotta tell you there's something so nice about watching an old lady find out that her old mop is actually George Washington's priceless wig. KeatonPatti re-captioned a bunch of antiques roadshow antiques that kind of make sense in a hilariously bizarre and absurdist way.

This guy absolutely dodged a bullet. Seriously, there's a tireless energy to this storm of texts that are basically just a collection of red flags. One look at any of these texts is enough to nope out for good. 

Someone on AskReddit got a fun thread going about the strangest stuff people ever did for money. Money drives people to do some truly bizarre stuff. 

Ah, yes, this fun and quick Tumblr thread takes a quick look at liminal spaces. You might relate to how they're described as feeling. 

What's amazing is that this is about a relationship that's years and years old. The guy must have finally found the free time to send the thing. It's got everything. It's got calls to restore honor, it's got promises of divine punishment, and even the references are cited. He seems to be less interested in the honor part and more into what kind of divine punishment befits the dude. Sometimes relationships ending can lead to some unintended consequences, like the petty things divorced people have done to spite their ex.

Someone's always trying to make a buck. So why not try to sell bizarre stuff online? If it's old and broken, that just means it's vintage. Is it a horrible failed art project? Well that just means it's unique, baby. Five hundred dollars sounds good, right? There's no limit to the weird and dumb stuff people will try to sell online.

Someone on AskReddit got a fun thread going about the weirdest and most outrageous stuff that escape room employees have seen. As it turns out, many of us are apt to do completely absurd, and entirely incorrect things when trying to escape a room. Shoutout to that one person who dug through tons of sand to dig out a wire, and then tried chewing through it. How could someone think that that was the move? Unreal. 

A virtual tour of this house reveals some weird and amazing stuff. And for $159,000 could this even be real? It looks like they have a main area that's some kind of Gothic, space inspired medieval man cave, with extra rooms becoming a space theme, island theme, and what is that, a lab facility? It's nothing at all like this listing for the gaudiest house you've ever seen.