"Stay on your track, it could be so much worse..." This troubling Tumblr thread deconstructs the darker roots of Thomas The Tank Engine. All is not well in the land of tank engines. No, not at all.
Good old Tumblr pulling through with another potent batch of WTF. If you want another alarming Tumblr thread, check out the one that'll teach you how to get out of a scenario where you're being buried alive here!
Are these unexplained mysteries only unexplained because we haven't tried hard enough to understand them, or is something bigger afoot? You be the judge! Maybe most of these will end up getting debunked in the comments section...
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These pizza delivery drivers have seen it all; they've seen the darkest sides of humanity. It's as if a pizza delivery driver is a guardian angel of sorts. They show up to bring hot steaming boxes of pizza to the lost and burned out souls, who might've needed someone to check in on them more than the actual pizza. The following stories are pretty gnarly. You might walk away from this list, with a different appreciation for all the messed up kinds of madness a pizza delivery driver has seen in their time.
If you're in the mood for more pizza delivery madness, check out the time a Domino's pizza tracker saved a guy from his knife-wielding ex, over here!
Some pictures pack more cringe than others, and this lot pulls zero punches. You can bet your ass you're going to cringe your face off. You might even feel like that's enough internet for the day, after working through this list. And if that rings true, so be it. At least you can say you showed up and faced the cringe, in all of its dark and twisted glory. And if you need more for some unexplainable reason, then here you go!
If you haven't seen these types of Antiques Roadshow gems made by writer @KeatonPatti, then you're in for a unique and funny wild ride. Part nostalgic nod and part writing exercise, these reimagined antiques have made us laugh too hard. The same dude who made these is also responsible for similarly absurd "bot-written" scripts like this Olive Garden commercial.
You wake up with this pressing feeling that you've just come up with the most genius thought. Maybe it's an idea for a screenplay or a song, and the only way to get it out of your head is to get it on paper. Then the next morning you find your masterpiece. And it just says "gorilla napkins." Weird thoughts just make perfect sense when you're asleep.Twitter knows.
It's a mad world we live in. Some are filled with more crazy than others. We can't hope to understand these moments of spectacular cringe. All we can do is stare into the infinite abyss of cringe and try to not get lost in all the WTF.
The boyfriend in this scenario either has a rampant imagination prone to fits of psycho, chainsaw-wielding younger brother's chasing after imagined thievery; OR he really did find himself, knee-deep in a pit of absolutely wild madness. Whatever the truth might be, this story is one entertaining rollercoaster ride. I guess he really dodged a bullet, above all else. And he sounds like he was ANYTHING but a rude guest. Here's what those look like.
To use public transportation is to (painfully) knowingly throw yourself into a sea of absolute chaos. People really let themselves go CRAZY on the bus or train. That or they were already to begin with.
These WTF moments are here to effortlessly bother and intrigue you, all at once. And don't bother trying to figure out exactly what's going on, just, maybe, accept the fact we live in a world that escapes reasoning and explanation more often than we give it credit for.
