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Translation fails inspire all kinds of hilarious confusion between two perfectly rational human beings. In this case, we have a customer unknowingly repeatedly pleading for nothing at all. If you're the bartender on the other side of that mishap, do you let the oblivious stupidity persist, or do you correct the translation fail as soon as possible? Could be a tough call if you end up wanting to have some fun with it. 

Oh, Mike, you brought this on yourself, buddy. If Mike had simply played by the rules, and provided even decent customer service, he probably could've avoided this whole meltdown. But alas, Mike was blinded by the desires of booze and women. At least the revenge was a thing of beauty. 

Work isn't exactly fun, but having to spend all day with an irresponsible boss can turn your job into a living nightmare. Sometimes a new boss will try to change things in a stupid way and it's oh so satisfying when they get nailed by their own policy. To push things further, sometimes you meet people who just straight up do not give a heck.

Man, oh, man, this NYC bartender served up a testy customer from the Midwest a prime slice of reality check. Sounds like the customer brought it on himself.

These customers sound like they came in on a mission to be discontented with whatever the bartender served up, and did for them. So, the bartender served them up a couple big glasses -- as per request -- of exactly what they ordered. Were they just trying to get more wine, with that little request? Maybe. 

This guy's initial failure to make good on a tab at the bar, ended up resulting in the very bartender he had a crush on, reaching out to him. Is he doomed or are we witnessing the start of what could end up being a newfound fling? Forgetting to pay your tab isn't exactly the perfect start to making a good impression upon a bartender that you have a crush on.  

This bartender asked the people of Reddit whether or not they were in the wrong for potentially inspiring their co-workers to quit their jobs as well. Sounds like the manager that fired the bartender in the first place, was a real piece of work. 

When their boss got overzealous cutting costs, this group of bartenders and servers took action right when it mattered most. 8:30 on a Friday. It seems like the natural thing to happen when you overwork your staff and stop paying them. For more, here's a satisfying revenge story of an employee ending his despicably cheap boss.

You're bound to hear some colorful stories from a bartender who's been in the game for 12 years. They get to see adults show up and drink themselves into an emotional state on par with their tantrum-friendly childhoods. And when they overdo it? Don't you dare cut 'em off, apparently? Just a whole bunch of ridiculousness in these. 

When a room gets crowded, and people get hammered, they seem to think that no one could possibly hear them. That is absolutely not the case. Bartenders hear some of the most unfiltered thoughts around. If you didn't think they were listening, well they are. And sometimes even judging.

Every time you've had an awkward meal, your server has totally picked up on it. And if you're lucky, they tell that story about you all the time. Also, quick tip: it's probably a good idea to not propose at Olive Garden.

What drink you order might say a lot about you. Or it might not. Either way, this is what bartenders think of you.