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Time to raise the bar. If you walk the straight and narrow, and can toe that line on the bar, then maybe these straight-laced puns are for you to. So grab a pint and celebrate, but make sure you stay the course.

I'd Like To Butter Your Toast

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Number 1 In The World, Number 1 In My Heart

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The Truth

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Bears or Beers?

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See You In Class

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Speeding Up The Process

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Time To Move To The Netherlands

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That Bar Is On Fire

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If Bartenders Were Honest

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Best Marketing or Worst Reviews?

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Placemat in Dublin

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Swipe Right On In Here

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Trick Your Friends with Another Round of Amazing Bets You Can't Lose

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Incognito Mode

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You Know He's Your Buddy When You Can Taser Each Other

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Soup of the Day

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Via Bits and Pieces

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