Time to raise the bar. If you walk the straight and narrow, and can toe that line on the bar, then maybe these straight-laced puns are for you to. So grab a pint and celebrate, but make sure you stay the course.

Words of Wisdom From Dad

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SNL Skit Profiling Every Dude Who Tries to Use Feminism At Bar to Get Laid Is Instant Comedic Gold

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Surprise Your Body Once in a While

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Drink and Ride Responsibly!

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This Bar's Banned List Describes Characters You Would Totally Watch in a Play

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Going to a Bar Seems a Lot Less Fun When They Act Like It's a Bank

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Stop Me If You've Seen This Before: a Policeman and a Horse Walk into a Bar...

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Everyone Should Want Their Friends to Celebrate Them After They Die With a Sing-A-Long Like This One

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Women Are Not On The Menu

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Weave Got A Problem

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When a Bar Has Built a Special Toilet For Puking, You Know the Drink Specials are On Point

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Selective Reading

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Now There's A Kegstand

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Retrace Your Steps In A Straight Line

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A Horse Walks Into A Bar

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One Way Ticket To Margaritaville

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