Time to raise the bar. If you walk the straight and narrow, and can toe that line on the bar, then maybe these straight-laced puns are for you to. So grab a pint and celebrate, but make sure you stay the course.

Some Bars Have No Dress Codes

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Following the Rules to the Letter

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Via Acid Cow

Now That's a Convenient Bar

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Think They Have a Good White Russian?

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Via FunkSiren

The Beer Flowchart

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Some Reliable Sources

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Bad Time for the Neon to Fail You

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What Else Are Our Bartenders Keeping Track of?

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Via Acid Cow

When You Wear a Puffy Vest...

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A Minnesota Bar Takes Advantage of the Weather

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I Don't Know Where This Bar Is, But I Want to Go There

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For a Limp Night Out

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Never Trust Vodka

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The Most Hipster Bar Ever

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Worst Bar Ever

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Yes the Bar Has "Outside Seating"

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