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A collection of insults that didn't use swear words | True-Fire-Senzhi 5h INSOLENT LUMP BUTTER!

People's Best Clean Insults

People describe the biggest bullets that they ever dodged | well_uh_yeah 3h 4 Awards my great aunt passed away helping clean out her house just dragging everything out basement and suddenly my dad is like Whoa! Put down gently and let's move away here Sol put weird metal tube-type thing carrying down and get out there. Turns out 's mortar shell my aunt worked munitions factor during WI. Bomb squad came and took away.

Biggest Bullets People Dodged

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The most heart melting compliments that girls have ever received. | extracrispybacon3 19h 1 Award literally just picking up trash and he said type person 's gonna change world" Q Reply 1 1.2k

Most Heart Melting Compliments Girls Have Received

The strangest compliments that people have ever received | jo-hn-dea-ux Im like piece furniture, dont do much but notice im not there.

Weirdest Compliments People Received

People describe the things that annoy them the most | AV8ORboi 21h ice lemonade melts and drink tastes slightly diluted

Things That Annoy People The Most

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Teachers describe most unexpected excuses they received from students | kindsoberfullydressd 5h got opposite story teacher lost my homework he marked as he left his shed and got eaten by slugs. He did show slug eaten paper, and gave full marks so wasn't all bad! Reply

Wildest Reasons Students Didn't Complete Assignments

People describe the most ridiculous cases of wealthy people being out of touch | yzpilot flying private jet and caterers forgot owner's sandwich. He graciously said "no big deal" and replied l'd call landed because they charged us $100 He said Is lot much does sandwich normally cost

Wild Cases Of Wealthy People Being Out Of Touch

A collection of the pettiest curses that people would put on their archenemies | mondaymisery 1d 1 Award Always step wet spot while wearing socks Reply

Petty Curses People Would Put On Their Archenemies

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People describe the best riddles that they've ever heard of | Underwhelming Twin 5h maker doesn't want buyer doesn't use user doesn't know

The Best Riddles That People Know

An AskReddit thread about people that actually love their jobs | jarofherb 11h get paid an excessive amount deliver excessively priced appliances extremely excessively well funded occupants Lake Tahoe. Like 90 job is just going on an amazing drive.

People That Love Their Jobs

The fastest times that people's new co-workers were fired from their jobs | alejo699 video game test lead, and once had guy who came on his first day, sit down less than an hour, then shout can't play video games eight hours and storm out.

Fastest Times People's New Co-Workers Were Fired

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An AskReddit thread about things that grew classier over time | jasenzero1 Eating lobster. Used be so abundant fed prisoners. VillyD known as cockroach sea

Things That Grew Classier Over Time

People describe their favorite polite insults that they've heard | ReaverRogue 4d 's nice so ordinary. Reply 233

People's Favorite Polite Insults

Hiring managers describe the biggest red flags that they saw on resumes | Si-Ran 3d WRITTEN LIKE 4TH GRADER

Biggest Red Flags Hiring Managers Saw On Resumes

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People describe things that smell good, but taste terrible | duchy4112 5h Candles Reply 626

Things That Smell Good But Taste Bad

People describe the dumbest things that they actually believed | slotwima trees created wind child at time, but feel so dumb about one.

Dumbest Things People Actually Believed