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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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Men who married bridezillas describe what happened after their weddings. | LurkersGoneLurk 1h 3 1 Award Divorcasaurus Ex.

Men Who Married Bridezillas Share Their Post-Wedding Stories

AskReddit replies to the most insulting compliments that people have ever received | reddit posted by pat_patrol actually look good emphasis on 'actually' and surprise my friends voice still haunts. pic of two people sitting together.

The Most Insulting Compliments People Have Received

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A collection of the funniest toddler breakdowns that parents witnessed. | Fluffyfluffycake 2d 1 Award My boy cried after stuffing his sandwich VHS recorder (early 90s there no movie about sandwiches. Reply 977

Funniest Toddler Breakdowns That Parents Witnessed

Clear scams that Americans have been conditioned to accept as normal. | imnotyourbrahh 1d Charging $1 add cheese Reply 1.4k

Obvious Scams Americans Have Been Conditioned To Accept

AskReddit users reveal their first date dealbreakers | celestialism 3h Asking zero questions about myself while talking incessantly about themselves s alarming many dudes do this. Why bother going on date with another human if all want is hear yourself talk?!

First Date Deal Breakers People Have

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A collection of times that people humbled themselves by lacking intelligence. | Poempoem678 tried getting out car with my seatbelt on yesterday.

Times People Realized They Weren't Brainiacs

A collection of winter life pro tips that can help anyone glide through the season. | Lost_Gypsy_ 5h Put window insulation kits on lose up 55 homes heat through windows. This will drastically help electric bill and minimize draft. My wife is working on today actually, and will finish get home.

Winter Life Pro Tips To Glide Through The Season

A collection of the creepiest things that people said on their first dates. | Dubstepface 11h 5 Awards Friend told guy not only asked selfie but posted on facebook with caption my queen First time meeting. | baconkiller1 8h 1 Award just really like mustard" as she continues suck mustard packets worst part were at somewhat nice restaurant. SHE BROUGHT MUSTARD EAT.

Creepiest Things People Said On A First Date

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People describe the weirdest things they noticed about foreign countries. | Elbatcho 17h wasn't prepared hot water would smell Iceland. Because comes being heated geothermically smells like sulfur. Showering first time little bit shock.

Weirdest Things Tourists Noticed About Foreign Countries

A collection of loopholes that people were able to successfully exploit for years | BarnabyMoose 1d 8 4 Awards high school, our p.e. grade based on improvement took skills test at beginning and another at end and grade based on much improved. So, once learned always sucked at first test and then did miraculously better at second, so had massive "improvement" and thus better grade.

Loopholes People Were Able To Exploit For Years

People describe short and clean jokes that never fail to get the laughs. | erobed2 11h 3 8 2 Awards Plateaus are highest form flattery.

Short And Clean Jokes That Always Get The Laughs

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Most ridiculous things that kids asked of mall santas | i_live_in_a_truck 1d 1 Award 6 years old want be happy

Mall Santas' Most Ridiculous Requests From Kids

A collection of insults that didn't use swear words | True-Fire-Senzhi 5h INSOLENT LUMP BUTTER!

People's Best Clean Insults

People describe the biggest bullets that they ever dodged | well_uh_yeah 3h 4 Awards my great aunt passed away helping clean out her house just dragging everything out basement and suddenly my dad is like Whoa! Put down gently and let's move away here Sol put weird metal tube-type thing carrying down and get out there. Turns out 's mortar shell my aunt worked munitions factor during WI. Bomb squad came and took away.

Biggest Bullets People Dodged

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The most heart melting compliments that girls have ever received. | extracrispybacon3 19h 1 Award literally just picking up trash and he said type person 's gonna change world" Q Reply 1 1.2k

Most Heart Melting Compliments Girls Have Received

The strangest compliments that people have ever received | jo-hn-dea-ux Im like piece furniture, dont do much but notice im not there.

Weirdest Compliments People Received