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AskReddit is a popular subreddit on Reddit that allows any user to post interesting questions for anyone to answer, often generating funny discussion threads. These are their stories. 

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A collection of winter life pro tips that can help anyone glide through the season. | Lost_Gypsy_ 5h Put window insulation kits on lose up 55 homes heat through windows. This will drastically help electric bill and minimize draft. My wife is working on today actually, and will finish get home.

Winter Life Pro Tips To Glide Through The Season

A collection of the creepiest things that people said on their first dates. | Dubstepface 11h 5 Awards Friend told guy not only asked selfie but posted on facebook with caption my queen First time meeting. | baconkiller1 8h 1 Award just really like mustard" as she continues suck mustard packets worst part were at somewhat nice restaurant. SHE BROUGHT MUSTARD EAT.

Creepiest Things People Said On A First Date

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A collection of the silliest excuses people used on police officers giving out speeding tickets. | Billbapawpaw 4h My brother is cop. He said one guy told him saw wife cheating on nanny cam and l'm trying get home confront them during act" He gave him an escort.

Drivers' Silliest Excuses To Get Out Of Speeding Tickets

People describe the weirdest things they noticed about foreign countries. | Elbatcho 17h wasn't prepared hot water would smell Iceland. Because comes being heated geothermically smells like sulfur. Showering first time little bit shock.

Weirdest Things Tourists Noticed About Foreign Countries

An AskReddit thread about various scams that are so normalized people don't notice | ChaChaRealSmoothe 5h games at fairs/carnivals. Reply 1.9k

Normalized Scams People Don't Notice

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A collection of loopholes that people were able to successfully exploit for years | BarnabyMoose 1d 8 4 Awards high school, our p.e. grade based on improvement took skills test at beginning and another at end and grade based on much improved. So, once learned always sucked at first test and then did miraculously better at second, so had massive "improvement" and thus better grade.

Loopholes People Were Able To Exploit For Years

A collection of times that people realized they ended up marrying the wrong person. | GrandMoffDuce 3y she took her son Disney world family vacation and left and my son at home take care dog told her divorcing her day she got back.

Times People Realized They Married The Wrong Person

People describe short and clean jokes that never fail to get the laughs. | erobed2 11h 3 8 2 Awards Plateaus are highest form flattery.

Short And Clean Jokes That Always Get The Laughs

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People describe their biggest wedding day regrets in an AskReddit thread. | starcrafter84• 16h Picking longest song ever first dance

People's Biggest Wedding Day Regrets

A collection of best compliments guys received from girls. | jibafij 1d 3 1 Award 21 years old at orthodontists getting retainer fixed. Nurse who probably only few years older than told had really nice blue eyes, while her fingers are all my mouth gonna hold onto one awhile.

Best Compliments Dudes Received From Girls

The funniest things that people caught themselves mindlessly doing. | bransonnnn 6d 1 Award Doing impressions around house Meesa called Jar Jar Binks. Meesa humble serrrrvant dont even like Jar Jar.

Funniest Things People Caught Themselves Mindlessly Doing

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A collection of annoyingly unrealistic movie logic moments | tahonng 3h 1 Award way gifts are wrapped. They're always boxes with actual lids (like shoe boxes, not ones with flaps) and lid is wrapped separately box so open present, they just lift lid. Also, if there's ribbon wrapped around ribbon's not taped on and slides right off. Has anyone ever done this real life

Annoyingly Unrealistic Movie Logic Moments

Most ridiculous things that kids asked of mall santas | i_live_in_a_truck 1d 1 Award 6 years old want be happy

Mall Santas' Most Ridiculous Requests From Kids

A collection of insults that didn't use swear words | True-Fire-Senzhi 5h INSOLENT LUMP BUTTER!

People's Best Clean Insults

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A collection of dumb things people did that made them question their own intelligence | pollypostmormon 2y sitting traffic, and noticed all other lanes were moving while mine hadn't budged an inch craned my neck trying see hold up and finally figured out wasn't lane at all, but had been patiently waiting behind line parked cars.

Times People Questioned Their Own Intelligence

People describe the biggest bullets that they ever dodged | well_uh_yeah 3h 4 Awards my great aunt passed away helping clean out her house just dragging everything out basement and suddenly my dad is like Whoa! Put down gently and let's move away here Sol put weird metal tube-type thing carrying down and get out there. Turns out 's mortar shell my aunt worked munitions factor during WI. Bomb squad came and took away.

Biggest Bullets People Dodged