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'You can't return the shorts that you're currently wearing': 30+ Times customers asked inexplicable questions

No, you can't return an item to the store if you didn't bring the item with you. Even if you promise to bring it back later, because you just forgot it as you were running out the door, you can't have a refund. Still, some customers will try to argue that they should be allowed to do so! It makes sense in their mind, so they think that it should be permitted. This isn't even the dumbest question that the retail workers of the world have fielded from their customers! Even after taking a company…
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'Ants in the salt shaker': 20+ Diners who realized they had to leave a restaurant as quickly as possible

These folks have some pretty good reasons that they aren't trusting that random restaurant down the block. Have you ever walked out of a restaurant before even eating? It happens from time to time, but there are plenty of red flags that might give a diner pause before ordering their meal. Up next, read about the reason why one petty teenager was “never asked to babysit again” after getting back at the older cousin who kept having her do way too much cleaning.
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‘I just want you to know I know what you did’: Neighbor uses herbicides on man's lawn and attempts to gaslight him into thinking he's imagining things

‘I just want you to know I know what you did’: Neighbor uses herbicides on man's lawn and attempts to gaslight him into thinking he's imagining things

The proof is right there...
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'A guy bought a car on the company card and... got fired': 20+ HR professionals share the wildest moments they had to fire an employee

These HR pros wondered how employees thought they'd get away with their schemes. In this day and age, digital receipts and/or cameras will catch any workplace foolishness! Still, there are a lot of workers out there who just don't seem to care. One of the best stories here is about one creative employee who found a way to avoid working all day every day. Apparently he kept clocking in, disappearing all day, and then leaving at the end of the day. No one could figure out where he was, although h…
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'The rest of the team resigned': 20+ Employees who left their bad bosses for better jobs

Up next, these employees got called to HR for some pretty hilarious reasons, like one worker who sadly recalled that “ I'm not allowed to talk about turtles anymore .”
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Man gets a lawyer on retainer after ‘grinch’ neighbor decides to call zoning office multiple times to investigate man's legal construction

‘Grinch neighbor’ spies on man doing legal construction on his property and repeatedly calls zoning to investigate, man has a lawyer on retainer to fight back

Some folks need to mind their own business
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'I'm not allowed to talk about turtles anymore': 20+ Employees who had HR step in for the silliest reasons

Doing human resources work isn't always serious. Sometimes, it can be very funny, as the people of the internet will tell you! Though they're sometimes known as the company boogeyman, the human resources department is sometimes needed to step in and sort out employee relations. They have a broad range of job duties, from managing an office to hiring and firing to mediating employee disputes. This can result in some awkwardness at times. As these HR professionals can tell you, it can be very awk…
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Cat owner refuses to ‘loan’ their cat to entitled mother's daughter's birthday, they show up on their doorstep the day of the party anyway

‘I’m not giving you my cat’: Entitled mom asks cat owner to ‘loan’ her their cat for her daughter's birthday party, owner refuses but mom shows up on their doorstep the day of the party

She gave "cat tax" a whole new meaning!
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'I didn't even think it was possible to get fired at orientation': 20+ Employees who were stunned to be fired for their big mistakes

In case you've never considered it before, yes, you can get fired at your job orientation . It probably makes things easier for the hiring team. Why bother hiring a person who can't even make it through the first few days of the gig? Some people get hired at a job , but they make it clear from day one that they're just utterly uninterested in doing work for even a minute. One guy chose to only work from 10 AM-12 PM each day, which is iconic of him, and I wish him all the best. Another woman bec…
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Homeowner puts foot down when entitled neighbors use their driveway for the 8-10 cars they own, accused of Karen behavior as a result

‘I’ve just finally reached the boss level’: Reasonable homeowner accused of Karen behavior when she refuses to let entitled neighbors repeatedly use her driveway

"They have 8-10 people living there with a car for each person so that means more spaces are taken on the street every day..."
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'They said they needed to "focus on their plants"': 25+ Awkward reasons people gave for dumping their significant other

Breaking up is hard to do… Just ask these people who were dumped in some awkward and cringeworthy ways, and lived to tell the tale. Not every relationship is meant to last forever. Some romances reach their peak within a few months, and then it's time to find someone else to date who's more suited to you. But you've already invested so much time and energy into this person that you don't want to hurt their feelings. You might think it's too hurtful to tell them you don't think you're a match an…
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Entitled neighbor gets necessary karma after harassing sweet couple next door, loses 5 ft of her yard after being sure she was in the right

Neighbor ‘go[es] nuts’ after years of harassing kind couple next door, surveys land to prove a point but is in for a karmic surprise when she loses 5ft of her yard

"Her daughter comes and puts up a security camera pointing into our garage area and backyard... So of course my husband now intends to get 3 more cameras for that side of the house to freak her out even more."
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Man's entitled neighbors refuse to parent their children and get them off of the man's property, so he takes matters into his own hands and calls the school district

Neighbors' kids constantly play in man's front yard and entitled parents do nothing about it, so he calls the school district to get the kids' bus stop moved away from his property

"They were being bullies and calling us pathetic, kids are kids, we are the grinch..."
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'I was given a 1 cent raise': 20+ Job quitters who had great motivations to leave their workplace for good

Saying “goodbye and good luck” to a job you can't stand is such an empowering feeling. You know you're on to bigger and better things, while the managers you despise stay behind.
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'I quit on the spot and went to work for his competition': 20+ Employees who immediately quit to get back at their petty bosses and entitled coworkers

Quitters never win? Yeah, right. In many cases, it's best to quit while you're ahead, as the people who replied to this r/AskReddit question can tell you firsthand. One person requested to hear stories about people who quit with zero advance notice---and why it was the straw that broke the camel's back. For a lot of workers, poor management is often the root cause of their quitting. Employees might spend months resenting their bosses before ever considering quitting. For example, some people wi…
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'[He] ignored instructions... and dropped a $250,000 machine': 20+ Workers who made huge blunders but weren't fired

We all have that one coworker who seems like they can do no wrong in the boss's eyes . Maybe they're constantly napping, but the supervisor just cheerfully walks by without noticing. Or maybe they constantly leave work early without an excuse, but the boss couldn't care less. Or, if you're like some of the people who answered u/Virtual-Bunch-9131's query to r/AskReddit , maybe your coworker went to further extremes and still didn't get the boot! It can be totally infuriating to work diligently…
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