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We all did things we weren't proud of as a teenager. The kinds of things that keep you up at night years down the road.

These people divulged those moments from their past that still haunt them.

Hindsight is 20/20 when it comes to being an awkward teenager or young 20 something. Sometimes it's only years down the road after encounters with the opposite sex that we realize that there might have been something between the lines that, in all of our youthful wisdom, we totally failed to pick up on. 

These are the tales of some poor souls who missed their shot through sheer awkward ignorance. 

Double standards, the world is rife with them. Most of the double standards we experience in a day probably don't even bother us or even make us raise an eyebrow anymore.

You probably make it though your day ignoring all these minor injustices and whatnot just fine, but without fail there's always going to be at least one thng that drives you insane. 

In a recent /r/askreddit thread people spilled the beans.

The internet has always done a fantastic job of destroying the things we hold dear. The very existence of rule 34 has left me with little in my life that has not been utterly ruined. 

Well, along comes this Ask Reddit thread to destroy dear old Dr. Seuss. Although, some of these don't quite fit into the classic Dr. Seuss pattern there are some truly amazing (terrible?) erotic poets lurking around. 

 I promise you, after reading these you'll never again be able to read Dr. Seuss without dirty rhymes floating through your head.