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Honestly, it's really the sweet, golden, cringeworthy silence that ties this whole video together. If only we could get a pure glimpse into what must've been flashing through the mind of Jessica when she realized that she was indeed, live. 

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Tumblr Has Lawyer-style Debate over Legitimacy of Bread Knife

This Tumblr disagreement over whether or not this bread knife is real became a real debate with counterarguments, claims and diagrams. Frankly at first glance it looks like fake bread, but I guess that's why lawyers exist. For some more lawyer Tumblr stuff, here's a tumblr thread on ridiculous court transcripts. For another argument, here's a tumblr user absolutely schooling another on horses.

Tumblr users argue over a picture of a bread knife using lawyer language | phoenix wright ace attorney whitebeltwriter: dual-destininies: derples: dual-destininies: tf2-fandomstuck: tiniestshorts: Bread knife french have grown more powerful. Hold ! photo of a hand holding bread and a red circle
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Just in case you're unaware, Ace Attorney is a series of adventure video game legal dramas. Ace Attorney's absolutely generated widespread appreciation amongst loyal fans, and the fact that someone out there devoted their time and energy into creating a bot that churns out Ace Attorney scenes from petty Reddit arguments really is a beautiful thing. 

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Woman Builds Fence to Keep Neighbors Out of Pool

Neighborly disputes are a part of life. They have a tendency to escalate like when this guy used crows to get revenge on his neighbors. It seems like every time someone makes a tentative agreement, someone has a hard time sticking to it and the big guns need to be brought out. For some more homeowner frustrations, here are people who had to deal with a nightmare HOA.

woman builds fence to keep neighbors out of pool | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/OnTheFencePoolGirl AITA building fence keep out my neighbors? Not hole Obligatory throwaway account. Earlier this year 26f) got an inheritance family member and godsend finally got move out and get my own place after living paycheck paycheck. MY DREAM PLACE could never get place like this without providence or cutting my way through corporate ladder with machete. But most important part
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What better symbol for a neighborly dispute than an ugly fence? It started with a misunderstanding about fence height, and boy these people must not have been able to talk it out, because the "resolution" they ended up going with is stellar example of extreme pettiness. And you can tell, she's serious.

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Dispute Over Alarm Clock Ends Entitled Aunt's Career

This aunt sounds like an absolute nightmare. She proceeded to move in with some family, and mooch off them to such an extent, while being a genuinely toxic disturbance, that the kid was left with no other choice but to take revenge. It really was more of a well deserved scenario of karmic justice. For another story about an aunt being a nasty person, check out the time Auntie Karen offered exposure as payment and got called out.

A dispute over an alarm clock ends up ending a lazy aunt's career | r/ProRevenge Join u/sunnykl 1y 1 Dispute over an alarm clock ends career recent petty revenge story made remember this experience my teenage years, but this one definitely went all way pro. Strap s going be long. tl;dr at end. So, just before my senior year high school turned 18 and bought car with my saved up years babysitting money. l'd have liked one sooner, but my mother absolutely refused. At 18 my big act teenage rebellion
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Lovely Neighbors That Detested Each Other

Neighbors can get into the pettiest and most ridiculous of showdowns between one another. Whether it's one neighbor being obnoxiously loud, or another neighbor refusing to put their cigarette butts somewhere that won't be snatched up by a hungry and devious cat; these snapshots of neighbor quarrels are something else. 

Check out the time that some neighbors went full petty, so a guy towed in a pro revenge.

A collection of times that neighbors got into petty showdowns | Today 9:28 AM Hey. Just wanted send my condolences think have wrong number. No s Chloe 1A just had car towed. Can't say weren't warned. Delivered
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Woman Battles Pushy In-Law With Resounding Flatulence

It sounds like this brother-in-law took personal issue and made a few too many comments on what he deemed "unladylike" nature of his sister-in-law, so it came time to fight dirty. The internet decided that his hearty overstepping and salty comments deserved some beef. For another fart story, here's a guy whose fart almost caused an airport evacuation.

Brother in law keeps criticizing woman so she farts at him | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/whatabouttea 2 days ago 3 10 2 '2 8 12 3 3 95 AITA ruining my brother law's day with purposeful fart? Not hole BIL and husband co own house passed them by their father live one half while BIL lives other only thing share is living room and kitchen rest is completely separate. Lately BIL has been making odd comments about my ladylikeness am down home back woods dirt under my fingernails still play mud puddles
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Entitled Girlfriend asks Boyfriend to Pay Her Substantial Debt

This guy's girlfriend of two years asked him to help pay off her enormous college debt, and he laughed in her face about it. The internet weighed in on whether that was an appropriate response. For other relationship disputes people took to the internet, here's a woman who emasculated her egotistical boyfriend and a man who tried to control his girlfriend's money.

girlfriend wants boyfriend to pay off debt | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/JFThrowaway3312 18 hours ago AITA laughing at my girlfriend her suggestion pay off her loan Not hole Throwaway obvious reasons 32) and my girlfriend(29) are living together year and going out two make about 1.5 times amount she makes and split all our bills including rent 60-40. She has huge student loan low six digits. So here's incident. Yesterday, she came up and asked why not helping pay off her student loan. asked her
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People's Proudest Heat Of The Moment Comments

Someone on AskReddit got a thread going about people's most satisfying heat of the moment comments. Sometimes tempers flare, rational discourse gets tossed out the window, and someone mutters something that was completely unfiltered. Usually, what follows after that is some golden silence, and hopefully everyone just calming down and not escalating things further. 

People describe their proudest heat of the moment comments. | eachfire 3h first day camping at 2016 music festival headed off with 4-gallon jug get water girl who with our group, who l'd never met before, asked if needed help responded No-but l'd sure love some company getting married this fall. Reply 1.8k
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Karen Racks Up $16K In Roaming Data, Refuses Steep Discount

One one hand, that's an insane rate for data, and it shouldn't cost that much. On the other hand, when you get 50 warning messages and your data turned off, but still push through and turn it back on so you can scroll through Facebook, you've made a mistake. Many people have experienced a frustrating time someone went full Karen, like this Karen who tailgated a driver right into a speed trap.

Karen disputes with call center over 16 thousand dollar bill | r/talesfromcallcenters Posted by u/DBMaxx 15 days ago 3 $14000 credit off bill? Not enough this Karen L Hey guys lurked here little while now, and figured share story my my call centre days guys might appreciate full interaction call around 45 minutes, with lot talking circles as Karens tend do, so going try my best condense down interesting parts
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Vegans Called Fake Because They Feed Their Cat Meat

This one seems pretty cut and dried. Their friends seem a bit extreme and have a hard time understanding what cats eat. The decision to eat meat is one that causes bacon drama between fathers and daughters, and poor dietary information can lead to some really awkward situations like this woman who learned mayonnaise wasn't vegan.

Vegans get called fake for feeding their cat meat. | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/edenflicka 16 hours ago 3 AITA calling ourselves vegan? So both vegan and have been years. Last year got beautiful cat who is grand baby neither our parents will ever have. She's obviously an obligate carnivore and been feeding her kibble and wet food. Unfortunately, where she came wasn't very good situation and she had horrible teeth rescued her s not come point where if she's painful she doesn't want eat kibble an
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Man Gives Himself Food Poisoning To Win Argument

People will go to extraordinary lengths to win arguments. In this case, we're looking at a dude who was so committed to proving his point, that he gave himself food poisoning in the process. 

Guy gives himself food poisoning for the sake of winning an argument | r/tifu Join u/evil-ex-girlfriend 30d 2 1 1 1 1 F 1 3 1 1 2 1 TIFU by giving myself mild food poisoning win petty argument. Have ever done dumb thing out spite? Buckle up have an ongoing zoodle infatuation because zoodles are low-guilt sauce converyor belt my mouth stocked up on pasta sauce and taking mealtimes SERIOUSLY. Nothing is wasted, leftovers are used, end story. So couple days ago my boyfriend, let's call him David, f
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Vegan Stepdaughter Can't Stand that Cat Isn't Vegan

Having to accept that some animals kinda need to eat meat is harder for some people than others. The whole feeding your pets eating meat thing is also an ongoing argument, like these vegans who were called fake because they feed their cat meat.

Vegan stepdaughter can't stand that cat eats meat | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/headachebrewing 20 hours ago AITA telling my stepdaughter she's absolutely under no circumstances allowed switch out my cats food vegan food even though she's losing weight because sight normal cat food makes her sick? Not hole Sorry appalling title. My stepdaughter is living with my husband and next year. Shes an educated young professional who's saving up buy her own home.
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Customer Turns the Tables on Demanding Karen

The wild Karen roams its hunting ground of the grocery store, stalking its prey, the customer service representative. The thing some Karens don't understand is that while employees are often beholden to their demands, other customers can be just as rude right back. For more Karen stories, here's a Karen that lied to a restaurant owner's face as well as a toilet paper hoarding Karen.

Customer orders around a Karen like she's an employee | r/IDontWorkHerelady Posted by u/HCA2001 12 hours ago Ever Wonder Would Happen If Karen Gets Treated As If She Works There Wonder No More XXXL This happened just few hours ago. Some background information certain grocery store chain my state, where shopping is pleasure, has taken recommended 6 foot distance another level by turning aisles into alternating one ways help traffic flow, indicated by squares glued on tile floors. Most times someo
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Twitter Debate: Captain America Or Optimus Prime As Most Inspirational

Ah, yes, people on Twitter have found another thing to butt heads over. This time, the stirring argument centers on whether Optimus Prime or Captain America was more inspirational. A fair share of folks express a mad passion for how Optimus Prime just got their blood boiling in the most intense of ways. One dude was ready to battle his TV after Optimus Prime said some words. That's real.

Twitter users debate whether Captain America or Optimus Prime was more inspirational | Idris Elbow @YalIAlILuvCris Who gave best speeches? Redd Herring @ReddHerring_ Replying YallAl|LuvCris Prime had ready slap box my Pontiac just case sleeper cell.
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