It's the small things. 37 of them, to be precise.

People always talk about how important it is to live life to the fullest and do as many things as possible. The inevitable outcome is that about half of those things aren't exactly gonna be worth it. Sure, things not working out sometimes is the price of admission for doing anything at all, but it sure sucks to learn that you don't like bungie jumping while actively bungie jumping. And then there are the “activities” that are more like situations that last more than a few years. Sometimes those…

Nice detective work.

Love is about commitment. Commitment to the bit.

C'mon guys.

Corporate greed never changes.

Sometimes parents just want to help. Sometimes parents just want to help too much. But sometimes that's all just a cover. Sometimes moms be snoopin'. And this lady decided that she should make fun of a snoopin' mom by throwing some extra bombshells into the daily affirmations. This isn't the only way someone has tricked a nosy mom. Here's this snooping mother-in-law who got tricked with a decoy key

What can we say about working retail that hasn't already been screamed into the face of someone making 12 dollars an hour. Sometimes it feels like your whole job is just to be a meat-sack for red-faced anger-dads and bob-cutted shoe urchins to scream at because your boss didn't order enough cardigans in “yo momma” size. Seriously, where do these douche-yachts get off. Here are some more retail memes and tweets to portray the struggle.

This will be on the test.

If you go to the birthday party of your vegan girlfriend, and her friend, a professional vegan baker, is bringing a cake, you don't exactly have a lot of leg to stand on when you don't like the cake. Also, it's fine to not like the cake. But even if you had regular birthday cake that sucked, you probably wouldn't act out about it like this dude did. Also, how does this guy not like Oreos? For some more food drama, here's the dude who organized a beef wellington dinner just to have some of the g…

Some of us need a review.

Who would think that separating kids in school by reading level could result in some of those kids becoming huge jerks to their own peers? Kids are all basically sociopaths anyway, so giving a talented one a tangible reason to be an ass isn't exactly gonna help their social development in the long run. The internet weighed in on this sibling giving their sister the straight facts about her attitude toward other people. For another one like this, here's the condescending genius brother who final…

C'mon man.

Alright, so it is kind of a formula.

Oh she got them good.

Congratulations, it's a problem.