You certainly cannot please everybody

Karen's are unstoppable

"Oh, but you have to spend the money."

That's familiar.

Oh cool, great.

A questionable dad move.

Relationships are about compromise.

Everyone's got one.

Oh boy.

C'mon, think about it for like a second.

It's the small things. 37 of them, to be precise.

People always talk about how important it is to live life to the fullest and do as many things as possible. The inevitable outcome is that about half of those things aren't exactly gonna be worth it. Sure, things not working out sometimes is the price of admission for doing anything at all, but it sure sucks to learn that you don't like bungie jumping while actively bungie jumping. And then there are the “activities” that are more like situations that last more than a few years. Sometimes those…

Nice detective work.

Love is about commitment. Commitment to the bit.

C'mon guys.

Corporate greed never changes.