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What these parents thought was a "miracle" actually turned out to be a stupid accident. Thankfully, peppers are spicy as a deterrent for mammals, so there's a decent chance the fish wasn't hurt by the potentially catostrophic mistake. For a time when spicy peppers did end up inflicting some burn, here's a time a kid's hot sauce mistake damned an entire party to a choking hell.

On any given day, we're exposed to a number of pretty common hazards, and the signs that come with them. For example, the ubiquitous "watch your step." The further away you get from daily life, the more specific the danger becomes, and the more vague and weird their warning signs. Here are signs that are either on purpose or accidentally very scary, and doing a great job at keeping people away. For more, check out these scary signs that mean business.

I didn't know I needed these. But I definitely did. Maybe the mirror just shows these doggos' true form. 

That dog looks literally anything but happy. You could illustrate that dog's range of miserable emotions with a thousand words about just how miserable it clearly is. This vegan was in need of a good scolding in this brutal, yet informative Tumblr thread. Sometimes full stupidity requires a harsh wakeup call. 

Some zoos in Japan are not messing around when it comes to the possibility of lions escaping. Yes, what we have here is a video brimming with bizarre gems. They went ahead and suited an employee in a lion costume, and it somehow gets even more uncomfortable when the grinning mascot gets bold and actually decks another one of the employees. 

At least the internet had a good time with this one! This cat is absolutely aware of how it looks, and will likely hate dad forever. 

@dog_feelings never fails to make us sorely wish we could actually read what dogs are thinking. Is it truly that loving, loyal, and painfully wholesome? Would love to be able to peel back the curtain and see what kinds of dreams dogs have as well. What gets them so riled up all the time when they're snoozing. 

A solid lesson in taking those seemingly irritating barks a bit more seriously. Hank was just trying to save the day! 

We're not crying, YOU'RE crying! Why did this Twitter thread have to make us feel all the emotions today. It's too much.

Ella the idiotic cat and an old dude who doesn't give a flying f**k, star in this hilarious twitter thread that makes for one wild emotional rollercoaster. 

It doesn't just have to be music related. Metal is a state of mind. When you see something particularly brutal, like a dude gluing his fingers back on, or a whale exploding all over a bunch of bystanders, you know deep down that what you've just witnessed is none other than utterly metal. Check this out more some metal memes that are brutal enough for satan.

On any given day, people are out there trying.Some goals are more noble than others. Some people just want to do their job, be creative, or make a helpful sign. Some peoples goals are more nefarious. Some people try to lie and cheat the system. No matter the intent, failure does not discriminate.