The world we live in is inhabited by things that are so specific, weird and dangerous that it makes you wonder: what was the idea behind that one? It's pretty clear that if some dude was just sitting in a chair trying to come up with animals, they would run out of good ideas pretty quickly. Here's a collection of funny tweets on the matter.
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And what the hell have you talked about today? These lynx have some serious business to discuss.
These endearing dramas taking place between people's pets will put a smile on your face. There's something so wholesome and lovable about watching a couple of your cats bicker over a whole bunch of nothing, or who gets to sit in front of the fan on a hot day. We get to enjoy the outside-in perspective on spicy dramas unfolding between our pets who are caught up in the middle of it!
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I feel you on this one, Dawg. Dude had his whole world lit on fire with excitement when the guy walked through the door dressed up as his favorite toy! Talk about a dream come true.
Cats and their brimming curiosity, and wild unpredictability, and surprisingly gracefulness in moments of great duress, are what can truly light up social media with fun, wholesome laughs. They'll often look at us and our phone's camera like they know a whole lot more about what's going on than we do.
The heartbreaking drama is at an all-time high, when this bull named Tex confronts why he can't have nice things. And dude, I feel you! It's hard to have nice things without failing in some capacity, and forbid, end up breaking them altogether.
Nothing on this planet makes perfect sense, and it helps to have a sense of humor to just accept it all. You know, weird stuff, like how a coconut, with its milk and hair, could be classified as a mammal. Anyway, here are some funny peoples' best guesses. Also, if you wanna read some more funny tweets about God making animals, check this out.
Hunter Nelson is the villain in this stomach-turning tale, centered on the disappearance and potential passing of a beautiful dog named, Ollie, who never had a say in the matter. What happened here, and the shadow tactics at play to hide from the truth, is humanity at its very worst. The texts from the "dog trainer" show every sign of one twisted scam.
PETA boldly put up one of their billboards outside of Jimmy's Famous Seafood restaurant. They didn't anticipate the restaurant proceeding to call them out, and stand their ground on Twitter. The muddled sh*t storm of interactions is better than anything off their menu. Whoever is running the restaurant's Twitter account deserves a raise! Regardless of what you believe when it comes to PETA, the social media witticisms, fiery banter, is on point for Jimmy's Famous Seafood.
There's a lot of people in the world, so it's a statistical certainly that some really, really, ridiculously rare crap is gonna happen to someone out there. Whether it's getting struck by lightning, something worse, or just winning some weird sweepstakes, there are some crazy unlikely stories out there.
If you ever wanted to learn about falcon husbandry, @redfacts and @commandercait broke the story on the wardrobe you're gonna need to get the job done. We're always delighted discover new wonderful things about the wild world we live in. If only they made hats this effective for attracting horny human beings.
Basically the opposite of safe and satisfying, cursed images are a collection of weird and no-context pictures that tend to make viewers feel disgusted, dysphoric and generally creeped out. We don't know why they exist, they just do. And if you wanna see way more, well we've got a steady supply of em.
