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Here's a robin trying desperately to repeatedly cram a huge blueberry directly into its kid's mouth. After all that effort, the thing can't seem to hork it down. Man, baby robins are ugly.
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A limited knowledge of animals and a well timed photo can send the wrong message, and this person is here to explain why it's probably not as sad as it looks. For more people enlightening other people on how animals actually work, here's a thread on farm animals that takes a dark turn.
Animals have just as many strange and awkward moments as people, probably more. Whereas you may have been embarrassed by what you did at the store the other day, a cat might have a similar feeling about having dunked its whole face into a bowl of nacho cheese. If you feel yourself overcome by the animals, here's a tumblr thread explaining how stupid people get around pets.
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If you ever wanted to hear what it was like if Seal was just a bunch of seals, then here's that. Next we'd like to see what they can do with Korn.
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This pig got into some fermented corn and ended up getting wasted. In an attempt to right the pig, she accidentally rolled down yonder hill.
Even if they're a little stunned at first, dogs seem to be pretty capable of telling the difference between identical sets of twins. A few cats seem to be real cats about it and not care at all. For more identical twin shenanigans, here are the best switcharoos pulled off by twins.
Birds don't know or care what they build their nests in or on. It could be a rib cage in a tree, a traffic cone, or even a wreath on a front door. Are these birds rebels or are they just dumb? Let's call it a mix of both. For more organisms that don't seem to care about their surroundings, here are trees that appear to be eating stuff.
What started as a quarantine buddy with a silly name developed into a hen relationship. If only love stories in our own lives could be so straightforward. For some more stuff about animals, here's a funny list of all the animals one Tumblr user's grandpa brought home.
One does not simply bring up the Orangutan at an Edgar Allen Poe conference, unless they are ready to brandish their sharpest mental swords, and to debate, breathlessly, until there is steam coming out of their ears, and fire in the pit of their hearts. Yes, the Orangutan has a bit of a reputation in the community of Edgar Allen Poe academics. Saying "Orangutan" at a Poe conference is basically equivalent to muttering "Voldemort" at Hogwarts. Tis a big no-no. If you're looking for more wild Tumblr threads, check out the recent thread where Tumblr went full mythological scientist on dragon evolutions. Fun stuff.
A flamethrower is by no means a precision weapon. This fun Tumblr thread considers why dragons would have eyes on the sides of their heads. It sounds like it could be because they place the greatest value in the field of view (when considering other predators) over depth perception.
There comes a moment in one's life, when it is their time to shine. This groundhog is shining like a bright star in a dark night sky. Look at that pizza eating technique. The magical carelessness about the whole getup. It's something else. Truly. Philadelphia is lucky.
When you're in the business of stuffing dead things to make them look alive, it must be a hard realization that if your finished work looks like anything between living and dead, you've just created a monster. There are too many taxidermy fails that are stuffed with horror.
