animals

It's a shame that these were eventually used to dry an ass. It shouldn't occur to someone to make an gorilla out of a towel, but we at least appreciate the skill involved in making it possible. Sure it's frivolous, but kinda cool. The hotels we're used to staying in, we're just lucky if the towels are there.

Some things are really better left unsaid. In this case, a seemingly fun and educational Tumblr thread on farm animals takes a dark turn when someone brings up how pigs are omnivores. And specifically, how pigs have no problem feasting on humans. 

They say let sleeping dogs lie, but that might lead to back problems. We've seen dogs do some amazing things, and being able to turn into tired goop on a couch is now one of those things. Some of the physics her makes no sense, but we're here for it. Dogs can get themselves in some precarious situations, like these stuck dogs that need a hand.

After Smol Animol Memes and twitter user IsskndarAriffin shared the prompt for people to draw a duck, people's artwork came flocking in like mad. For more cool art stuff, here's a bunch of tattoos that turned scars into art, or this Tumblr user that followed along with Bob Ross on MS Paint.

There's a lot of room in this world for failure and misfortune, but sometimes it's healthy to have a little bit of compassion and indulge in some wholesome memes because life isn't always bad. So here are some uplifting and light moments because those exist too.

Someone on AskReddit asked for people to share their experiences with running into their cats outside the house, and around the neighborhood. It's a fascinating thing when that occurs. It's either a warm greeting of love and adoration from our cats, or they play dumb like they've never met us and want nothing to do with us. This thread really just deepens the appreciation for how quirky our little cat friends can be.

Everyone knows the most fun facts are about morbid history and animal genitals. Some of these are just plain interesting, some are amazingly gross while others are sad and damning. If it gets to be too much there's also some happy facts to hopefully counteract all the messed up ones.

Buckle up and prepare yourself for a wildly entertaining and informative thread on cats. They are fascinating creatures. And to think with all this knowledge at our disposal, we annoy these fearless predators! 

We've seen a whole lot of not fun facts that are scary and disappointing. Sure, they're inherently compelling, but it kind of starts to bring down your world view. So here are some nicer facts that are on the uplifting side. For some surprisingly interesting facts, here's a twitter thread on fonts that is actually fascinating. And if you just want to feel smart about the things you already know, here are some of the dumbest things people had to explain to adults.

Yeah, they cover just about everyone you'd see on the street. If you see yourself or someone you know in here, don't feel bad, just realize that we're all just a bunch of predictable jackasses.

Apparently some cows are escape artist. When this cop heard about a weird dispatch he decided to check it out and the results were far from disappointing. This was nothing like this funny escaped cow who went back in after being yelled at. And for more police stuff, here are some funny times cops were cool.