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Dog Owner Investigates Cause Behind Feathery Mess, Finds Culprit

Anyone who has a dog has likely encountered them creating a mess around the house at one point or another. Dogs just love to sink their teeth into those pillows, man. We definitely got a kick out of this humorous little emotional rollercoaster. That mugshot is pure gold. 

A funny Instagram story about discovering the reason behind a huge feathery mess.
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There is nowhere you can put Stoffel that he won't manage to escape from like an actual master. Let's also consider the idea that maybe, just maybe, Stoffel isn't trying to escape, but instead he's just messing with the people around him. The ultimate act of trolling. Way to go, Stoffel. 

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People Who Had To Choose Between Partners and Pets

It's a not-unheard-of occurrence in relationships: "either the dog goes or I go." People who set this kind of ultimatum often have a very uninformed view on how much people like their pets. If the cat has been around for 10 years and you've been around for 3 months, don't expect an outcome in your favor. That said, pets aren't always stoic beacons of morality. For example here's Prancer, the irredeemable dog and these pets who shamelessly wrecked stuff.

stories about people who chose between relationship partners and pets
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Twitter User Demands Drawings of Bepantsed Vulture, Gets Them

There is actually a legitimate medical reason for giving the vulture its pants, but that is buried under the undeniable spectacle of a bird wearing pants. The concept was all-consuming enough for Chappell Ellison to demand artists renderings of the panted vulture, and what came of it was, well, more vultures in pants. Nice. It's reminiscent of the time people were asked to share their art and draw a duck.

twitter thread of people drawing vulture in pants.
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What a strange and disorienting time to be alive. Technology and its rapid series of advancements just keeps surprising us. Never thought I'd be watching a monkey named Pager play MindPong with his Neuralink, but here we are. 

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Some dog owners have all the luck. This dude is clearly living his best life. 

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Alright, I can't be the only one thinking that this sounds exactly like a cow trying to meow. With that being said, still wouldn't mess with this dude. 

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Sleeping Dogs In Silly Positions

Dogs have the uncanny ability to find themselves comfortable in the most uncomfortable of positions and places. In a lawnmower seat? No problem. Cantilevered awkwardly between a chair and a couch? Dream on you flying buttress. The circumstances don't matter, nor do the positions. Honestly, some of these good boys and girls straight up look like piles of legs. While it seems like most dogs spend all of their leisure hours sleeping, they also have meaningful, fulfilling lives. When some dogs aren't dozing off at a 270 degree angle, they are being professional dogs who take their work very seriously. Some of the less professional dogs are just getting stuck in stuff. But there are some dogs out there who have stories told about them. Here's a dog who figured out how to herd a lawn roomba.

Funny dogs sleeping in awkward positions | funny dog sleeping behind the toilet with its face resting on a pipe. cute white puppy sleeping on its belly spread eagle legs outstretched on the floor
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Twitter Thread: Dude Accidentally Lets Raccoon Into His Hammock

Hanging out in the yard is all fun and games until you accidentally coax a raccoon into your hammock area. Arron Reynolds described the moments of panic that set in when he realized he was sitting face to face with a raccoon who seemed just as confused as he was. For another intriguing animal story, here's a dog who figured out how to herd a lawn roomba.

guy mistakenly lets a raccoon into his hammock in twitter thread
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Intriguing Pet Drama People Have Witnessed

Contrary to the belief that pets just sit there and mope all day, many animals have rich inner lives filled with jealousy and rage. There's dogs out there herding lawn roombas and cats out there being eloquent, melodramatic divas. There's cats Lion Kinging other cats off balconies and jealous horses up to no good. Animals are just as petty and vicious as the rest of us.

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Tumblr Thread: Cats Are Just Eloquent Enough To Be Melodramatic

It's long been an observation of tumblr users that cats are overdramatic food-craving sociopaths who speak like disparaged Victorian children. That's just half of it though. They're also irrational and will fight you for a chance to climb into the oven. Here's a cat who loves being in the fridge. They're complex creatures.

funny tumblr thread about cats being dramatic
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Apparently this terrarium was put together back in 2007-2008, which makes it at least 12 years old. Maybe we're all living in some kind of terrarium ourselves. 

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This should be illegal. How does this cat pull this off? If anything we'd suggest that cats know a whole lot more than we give them credit for. 

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Family Thinks They've Lost Their Cat, Cat Shows Them Otherwise

What a rollercoaster of emotions. This is really the best case scenario for anyone who has ever lost a pet. You think that everything is doomed, and then that cat ends up crashing the whole show, with no idea why everyone is so stressed out. 

Family thinks they've lost their cat, and then it ends up showing up | Sister, Dad Yesterday 3:24 PM Dad got some bad news. Kitty has been missing since last night mom drove neighborhood just now, she found her street near house mom is pretty emotional so please reach out can and offer support. Oh no. So sorry hear this Sister Man. Just got off phone with her-she's definitely very broken up about Give her our love person get home, dad. And be sure get woman her groceries. Love guys!
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Lion was probably just trying to get in his Uber ride. People can be so inconsiderate sometimes. 

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Twitter Thread: Grinch Is The World's Goodest Boy

Blair Braverman's Twitter thread about her adventure with a loving, big hearted good boy named Grinch is pure wholesome gold. Lost it at the one liner about how Grinch basically waited out the span of his short-term memory so that he no longer recalled turning around. 

A Twitter thread about Grinch the dog | want tell story about Grinch. Blair Braverman 206 27 2.992 6.136 Blair Braverman 11. Okt. 2018 This is Grinch.
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