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Here's a robin trying desperately to repeatedly cram a huge blueberry directly into its kid's mouth. After all that effort, the thing can't seem to hork it down. Man, baby robins are ugly.

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Here's a goose speaking the language of jazz with a sax-wielding farmer. Or at least it's trying to. Get ready for two new up-and-comers in the world of jazz, it's Louis Farmstrong and Goose Ellington.

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Tumblr User Explains Why Lone Baby Deer Is Probably Fine

A limited knowledge of animals and a well timed photo can send the wrong message, and this person is here to explain why it's probably not as sad as it looks. For more people enlightening other people on how animals actually work, here's a thread on farm animals that takes a dark turn.

Tumblr thread on why Deer leave their fawns alone | fawn curled up beside fake deer which is used target practice | vampireapologist lot people are super upset by this, so here is reminder someone who has worked professionally with deer fawn tucked down alone like this is almost never an orphan. Fawns are extremely small, and their best defense is stay hidden as often as possible. Unless they are nursing or moving new spot, tucking themselves down grass or against bigger objects is their best de
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Funny and Weird Animal Memes and Moments

Animals have just as many strange and awkward moments as people, probably more. Whereas you may have been embarrassed by what you did at the store the other day, a cat might have a similar feeling about having dunked its whole face into a bowl of nacho cheese. If you feel yourself overcome by the animals, here's a tumblr thread explaining how stupid people get around pets.

Funny and weird animal memes and moments | go out and someone's wearing same outfit as white dog wearing a cone around its neck looking at a lamp | slab-o-meat anyone got picture cat dunked its face nacho cheese punch
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If you ever wanted to hear what it was like if Seal was just a bunch of seals, then here's that. Next we'd like to see what they can do with Korn.

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This guy happened to find an alligator in the sewer in front of his house. You know, just kinda chillin'. Waiting in the darkness. With its piercing yellow eyes.

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This pig got into some fermented corn and ended up getting wasted. In an attempt to right the pig, she accidentally rolled down yonder hill.

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How People's Pets Responded to Identical Twins

Even if they're a little stunned at first, dogs seem to be pretty capable of telling the difference between identical sets of twins. A few cats seem to be real cats about it and not care at all. For more identical twin shenanigans, here are the best switcharoos pulled off by twins.

How peoples pets responded to identical twins | krispykremeguy 10.9k points 11 hours ago never had pets growing up, so my twin pretty nervous. My wife's 9-lb Pomeranian could smell his fear and preyed on .
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Bird's Nests In Weird Places

Birds don't know or care what they build their nests in or on. It could be a rib cage in a tree, a traffic cone, or even a wreath on a front door. Are these birds rebels or are they just dumb? Let's call it a mix of both. For more organisms that don't seem to care about their surroundings, here are trees that appear to be eating stuff.

Birds nests in strange places | birds nest with tiny chicks built between the ribs of a dead animals skeleton remains | birds nest built on top of another bird box
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Woman Details Her Chickens' Charming Lesbian Relationship

What started as a quarantine buddy with a silly name developed into a hen relationship. If only love stories in our own lives could be so straightforward. For some more stuff about animals, here's a funny list of all the animals one Tumblr user's grandpa brought home.

Twitter story of chicken relationship | Amanda Brunton @Amand 19h This is Domino. She's hen rescued. She wants lay an egg, but has keep stopping order SCREAM AT WIND every time there's big gust. Life as chicken is very complicated sometimes. 2,523 views 27 30 160 | New hens have be quarantined, preferably with quarantine buddy way, if they have recovered something infectious but remain carrier find out other bird gets sick learned some carpentry and made her coop, and bought her new friend. 27 5
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Tumblr Thread: Raging Nerds And An Orangutan

One does not simply bring up the Orangutan at an Edgar Allen Poe conference, unless they are ready to brandish their sharpest mental swords, and to debate, breathlessly, until there is steam coming out of their ears, and fire in the pit of their hearts. Yes, the Orangutan has a bit of a reputation in the community of Edgar Allen Poe academics. Saying "Orangutan" at a Poe conference is basically equivalent to muttering "Voldemort" at Hogwarts. Tis a big no-no. If you're looking for more wild Tumblr threads, check out the recent thread where Tumblr went full mythological scientist on dragon evolutions. Fun stuff. 

Tumblr thread addresses why you don't bring orangutan up at Edgar Allen Poe literature debates | winchysteria have told this story yet? idk but 's good Orangutan Story: my american lit professor went this poe conference. like be clear this is man who has doctorate being book nerd. he reads moby dick his four-year-old son. and poe is one cornerstones american literature, right, so this should be right up his alley? wrong. apparently poe scholars are like, advanced. there is branch edgar allen poe
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Tumblr Goes Full Mythological Scientist On Dragon Evolution

A flamethrower is by no means a precision weapon. This fun Tumblr thread considers why dragons would have eyes on the sides of their heads. It sounds like it could be because they place the greatest value in the field of view (when considering other predators) over depth perception. 

Tumblr thread addresses binocular vs. monocular vision | galahadwilder sudden, terrifying thought see an animal with its eyes set front, like wolves, or humans s usually predator animal.
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There comes a moment in one's life, when it is their time to shine. This groundhog is shining like a bright star in a dark night sky. Look at that pizza eating technique. The magical carelessness about the whole getup. It's something else. Truly. Philadelphia is lucky. 

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Bad Taxidermy that's Just Stuffed with Awkwardness

When you're in the business of stuffing dead things to make them look alive, it must be a hard realization that if your finished work looks like anything between living and dead, you've just created a monster. There are too many taxidermy fails that are stuffed with horror.

Bad gross and weird looking taxidermy fails | creepy cursed seal grinning with its teeth showing | fox in a weird sitting position with its fur sticking out
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Taxidermy Fails That are Stuffed with Horror

Bad Taxidermy can feel so downright cringeworthy that you just feel bad about yourself. We don't know what kind of self respecting museum or novelty shop would want to to put these on display, but the expressions are one of a kind. They look like oven mitts.

Wtf weird and bad taxidermy fails | creepy front facing taxidermy tiger | derpy looking taxidermy lion with its tongue hanging out
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