amazing

CAN'T.EVEN. Seriously though, of all the bizarre sounds we ever thought we'd come across, this one just had that effortless, jaw-dropping kind of result. 

This the stuff of childhood dreams. 

It's high time for us to pool our resources and create a statue dedicated to Ken M. The dude is a true guru in the art of trolling. With an unforgiving whiplike wit and an uncanny knack for picking apart the vulnerabilities of a damn comment...the dude just gets it. I guess the point being in this whole little riff for Ken M to NEVER change. 

The gracefulness here in the face of a boatload of fresh-poured brews is truly inspirational. This guy clearly couldn't spare time for the extra trip back to grab more glasses. 

We've never been SO inspired by SUCH laziness. This legend's an unforgettable inspiration. 

Kid's going places to say the least! Now brace yourself for a tragic tale depicting one's journey to becoming a hypebeast!

OK, we know how these sound. They are pretty far-fetched, but believe us when we assure you that all of these facts are true. Yes, even the one about the emu war. These facts are all factual. That is a fact. I feel like I could get sucked into a wormhole if I keep on going so I'll just stop there. Enjoy the factual facts.