In all fairness some of these seem like nothing more than the blatant lies of someone jacked up on liquid courage. I mean really, a house? Dude had to have been drunk for a month+.
Grade-A play calling right here.
You knew going into this that things were going to take a nosedive for a full-fledged hedonistic insanity. Buckle up.
Hopefully these booze-soaked degenerates learned their lessons.
It's true, tequila makes people crazy.
You could say the night got away from them.
