Make sure to listen to the right people. Seriously, what kind of Mother-in-law hearsay superstitious bullshit is this?
What drink you order might say a lot about you. Or it might not. Either way, this is what bartenders think of you.
In all fairness some of these seem like nothing more than the blatant lies of someone jacked up on liquid courage. I mean really, a house? Dude had to have been drunk for a month+.
Grade-A play calling right here.
Hopefully these booze-soaked degenerates learned their lessons.
It's true, tequila makes people crazy.
