alcohol

Nothing's worse than dealing with an entitled cheapskate customer who thinks that they can just go ahead and scam a hard working restaurant for free food and drinks by complaining about said food and drinks, eating/drinking said food/drinks, and then getting more right thereafter. That just isn't how the world works. Sometimes folks need the wakeup call. In this case the watchful bartender decided to intervene and serve up a belligerent Karen customer some non-alcoholic revenge. Tastes pretty dang sweet. 

In recent years there's been a campaign to make bars less predatory by employing code language like asking for an "angel shot." The idea is that it's a discrete way to get the bar staff to get a patron out of a potentially dangerous situation. The idea is generally thought of as a tool for creeped-out women to get away from men, but occasionally the reverse will happen.

The following list of tweets and texting screenshots serve as a solid case for why you might want to go and get blitzed out of your mind, lost in the sauce beyond repair; OR a strong reminder in why alcohol is no friend of yours. There's one thing for sure, and that's that we are a bunch of Fail-savvy animals when someone breaks out the bottle. 

Four Loko decided to disgust the internet with what might be their most disgusting flavor yet. And they did it in honor of 4/20. Would you expect anything less? I sure hope not. 

This Twitter user really cracked open Pandora's Box when they asked what the worst ways to hold your drink are. The replies are all kinds of mildly infuriating. 

When a room gets crowded, and people get hammered, they seem to think that no one could possibly hear them. That is absolutely not the case. Bartenders hear some of the most unfiltered thoughts around. If you didn't think they were listening, well they are. And sometimes even judging.

Bud Light's Super Bowl ad called out beer competitors that allegedly use corn syrup in their products. People online have expressed mixed feelings of outrage and confusion. Outside what the consumers think, the Corn Lobby Twitter account, fired off some complaints; but not before, they managed to tag both the wrong Miller Lite and Coors Light. Maybe it's in the corn syrup their drinking, but I'll tell you what; we are ALL about those little, wonderful fails. Also. The tone of the tweet, and specifically using the word, "disappointment" almost makes it feel like there's a disapproving mother on the other end of this bizarre saga. And the way this person's failing to tag the right accounts too...

Make sure to listen to the right people. Seriously, what kind of Mother-in-law hearsay superstitious bullshit is this?

What drink you order might say a lot about you. Or it might not. Either way, this is what bartenders think of you.

In all fairness some of these seem like nothing more than the blatant lies of someone jacked up on liquid courage. I mean really, a house? Dude had to have been drunk for a month+. 

Hopefully these booze-soaked degenerates learned their lessons. 

It's true, tequila makes people crazy. 

You could say the night got away from them.