This person somehow managed to write a craigslist ad that made the world's most boring, practical car sound exciting. The Toyota Avalon. It's what you deserve.
Is this dude immortal or what.
Salesman of the decade! We want to buy everything from this guy. Word has it he successfully sold the thing, too.
Fine corporations, you win this time...
Mark: the best IT adviser in the business and an all-American hero.
