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This is an actual ad on the side of YouTube. Justin Bieber and Lady GaGa also appear, but the inclusion of Rihanna is rather insensitive, don't you think?

Okay, so it's a viral marketing ad for a candy bar, but we've been making jokes about Facebook for cats for so long that we NEED to make it a real thing. You have to admit that the threat of cat-on-cat violence IS very real, and "Meowbook" might be our only chance to bring about world kitty peace.

A writer in Boise, Idaho takes some editorial license.

I promise I won't have my hands down my pants the whole time!

We try, good sir. We try.

Please have at least three references available.

But hang on a sec. Let me check with my buddy who's an expert on crappy offers.

Things that I never knew were punk but now know thanks to this ad:

-Huey Lewis and the News -THAT GLAM HAIR -Eurythmics -Californian surfer-dude idioms like "dude" and "man" -Karma Chameleon -My Sharona -THAT GLAM HAIR