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Karen Racks Up $16K In Roaming Data, Refuses Steep Discount

One one hand, that's an insane rate for data, and it shouldn't cost that much. On the other hand, when you get 50 warning messages and your data turned off, but still push through and turn it back on so you can scroll through Facebook, you've made a mistake. Many people have experienced a frustrating time someone went full Karen, like this Karen who tailgated a driver right into a speed trap.

Karen disputes with call center over 16 thousand dollar bill | r/talesfromcallcenters Posted by u/DBMaxx 15 days ago 3 $14000 credit off bill? Not enough this Karen L Hey guys lurked here little while now, and figured share story my my call centre days guys might appreciate full interaction call around 45 minutes, with lot talking circles as Karens tend do, so going try my best condense down interesting parts
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People's Dumb "I Told You So" Moments

Sometimes it's satisfying when someone proves themselves wrong, other times it's kind of pitiful. Really it depends on the stakes. There are times when you can feel like you're talking to an idiot, and there are times, like these dumb questions people have been asked, when they prove it themselves.

Stories of times when people were warned but did something dumb anyway | silveretoile 2.7k points 19 hours ago Kid primary school loved prove everyone wrong. Tried prove rubbing salt an open wound doesn't hurt. He screamed.
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Entitled People and Their Unreasonable Demands

Absurd entitled people proliferate through all aspects of life. It could be a boss that wants you to work for free on the weekends, a stranger who wants you to give them your phone for free, or a neighbor who's mad that the cake you baked them wasn't their favorite flavor. Wherever there are people, there are entitled people with ridiculous demands.

Entitled people and their demands | come drop off still have Back deme Cont address, cheers Alright feel free drop ain't getting shit back and sure as hell not repairing shit Have my address is threat? Suck Today 10:08 AM Hey man bought guitar off last year do remember? my balls maniac right? Yeah do See ya tomo funny boy Summats wrong with neck strings are harder press down Sorry hear man. Maybe take an instrument repair shop or rockshop and let them have look? Bro listen either get repaired or
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Frustrating Times Entitled People Went Full Karen

If you've ever worked in retail, been in the service industry, or have walked down the street, you've probably witnessed an infuriating time someone went full Karen. Someone displaying Karen behavior will act entitled, demand to see the manager, lie and scream to get what they want, however trivial it may be. Sometimes it doesn't work, like this time Tech Support called Karen's bluff and deleted her website or this time Karen lied about an eviction and lost in court.

Frustrating times entitled customers and people went full Karen | emilie_caa 12.1k points 6 days ago Used work at Disney World, its 9am and lady comes into our Guest Services demanding refund on her Turkey leg because taste weird ask her details process refund, turns out she bought 3 days ago and carrying her bag since
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Absurd Buyer Wants to Buy $25 Grill in Installments

This person honestly doesn't seem all that bad. It's a weird request, but unlike these entitled people and their unyielding demands, or this delusional buyer who passes on a $3K Civic, or this entitled lowballer who gets sent to the wrong address, the person who wants this grill seems pretty friendly. Like, even though all the requests are ridiculous, they're not mean about it, which is important.

Funny cheap guy wants to pay for 25 dollar grill in multiple payments | about $30 everything s little more helpful Let's meet middle 18 middle is fine 25 final Ok 's fair deal can make payments? yep. 1 payment, at pickup. No thinking give 10 pick up then 15 more two weeks
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Absurd People Who Think They're Brilliant

As good as it might feel to declare yourself a genius, call people stupid because they like a different TV show, use overly complicated language incorrectly, and absolutely ruin any joke that comes across your path, people get pretty annoyed by ridiculous individuals who believe they're geniuses. So practice your self-awareness, or you might become an absurd individual who believes they're an utter genius.

Ridiculous bragging people who believe that they're geniuses | might be an alpha nerd, but am an omega nerd. My knowledge is encyclopedic, my vocabulary loquacious. If hasn't scared off already s pretty good sign p Wed, Feb 7, 2018, 10:18 PM 's an encyclopedia
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Stories of People's Unparalleled Dumbness

Sometimes we don't give people enough credit for how stupid they are all the time, but luckily we have some classic facepalm moments of incompetence to back it up. For more stories of unparalleled dumbness, here are some dumb things people did at stores, as well as some of the dumbest questions people have been asked.

Stories of people being dumb | Bclay85 42.8k points 3 days ago worked at bank. Mobile depositing had just became thing received picture someones cash deposit. Yea..
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Signs Someone Wasn't Raised Right

Most people have a general idea of how to be basically decent and respectful of other people, however there's a tragically high subset of entitled folks who display trashy behavior that make it harder for everyone else to go about their daily lives. Whether it's because someone is fundamentally unaware of other people's needs, they go full Karen, or they think they're above it all, it's no fun dealing with someone who wasn't raised right.

Signs someone is selfish and horrible | NealR2000 13.4k points 12 hours ago Who are guys who spit out their chewing gum into urinals see this all time at work and work high end corporate place. Do they think disolves and goes down pipe janitor has pick out.
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Quora Saga: Guy Falls In Love With Girlfriend's Mother

Dude is definitely an alien. I don't even care if this was pulled out of thin air, and is a work of pure fiction. The resulting rollercoaster is full of strange, curiosity, and humor. Just picturing a dude out in the world that is this level of clueless, and all the while desperately trying to figure out people's reactions to his behavior, is enough to get the laughs rolling. Seriously, well done. Quora is definitely a strange place. Get more of the weirdness from Quora over here with all these ridiculous questions Quora users asked.

A ridiculous Quora thread about a guy falling in love with his girlfriend's mother | watching TV, my girlfriend's mom laid on sofa sitting and put her head on my lap. Did she cross line? 3 Answers Asked Oct 31 Last followed Oct 31 2 Answer Follow 5
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Attempts that Nosedived into a Field of Failure

Life is a series of attempts, large and small. Sometimes you're just trying to cook dinner. Sometime's you're trying to change someone's mind, make a point or just impress someone you like. With every attempt there is a risk of failure, and many attempts will dive into a pool of failure.

Attempts that resulted in failure | looking at apartments cause im trying move and look at this fkn kitchen tiny kitchen that is just a sink a microwave and two cupboards
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Awkward Sex Ed Questions Students Asked

Sex education can be a shock to some kids, and being a teacher trying to get 40 children to not laugh every time you say "testicles" has to be a nightmare. A sex-ed class can become an absolute minefield even when kids aren't asking questions. They don't know any better, and that's the time and place for it, but everyone remembers the awkward questions that got asked in Sex Ed. You can't exactly blame someone's ignorance, but man people say some absurdly dumb things in complete seriousness.

Funny and awkward sex ed question stories | Gandiddyalf 6.4k points 17 hours ago Once asked question group Year 9 students do do if want have sex and can't find condom Student 1 (Male Surely can find something house Maybe cling film? Student 2 (Female Yeah! Or maybe tinfoil! Fucking TIN FOIL!
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Laughable Individuals Who Think They're Brilliant

When someone believes their own BS a little too hard, their ego starts to spiral out of control and before you know it, this ridiculous individual believes they're a genius. Maybe they're still riding a developmental achievement like being an "early reader" or they just took a bogus online test that told them their IQ is a thousand. Either way the internet is swimming with absurd individuals who believe they're geniuses and they're here to ruin jokes and brag about themselves.

Absurd bragging people who think they're geniuses | 6 hours ago (edited) im actually using reverse psychology get reinforce beliefs hold will lead eventual destruction, and there is nothing can do about
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Stupid Ways People Started Fires

From a really early age, most of us are taught the extreme basics of fire safety. You'd be amazed at how many people think that flooding a room with oxygen or covering a fire with paper towels will put it out. Whether it's due to panic, carelessness or people just not knowing any better, firefighters have to save people from some really stupid situations.

Stupid ways people started fires | remlik 4.5k points 18 hours ago Teenager charcoal grilling attached garage during winter done he decided best place dispose hot coals into cardboard box front corner garage closest house. Yeah went about as well as can imagine.
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Entitled Folks and Their Outrageous Demands

Most people are capable of valuing other people's time, but for some reason there is a striking selection of entitled folks and their never-ending demands. Strangers will outright lie about agreements, and employers will force weird fees onto other people. Others will make insane demands of their friends and family, and straight up complain about getting more than their fair share. Again, most people have some humility, but the world still has its entitled individuals and their unreasonable demands.

WTF entitled people and their wild demands | So he bought tesla Y, he pre ordered last year He said he had surprise and an hour drive seriously thought getting another cat So an hour car planning my head cat. And then he pulls into tesla dealership and wanted cry disappointment Hahaha l'm going take as sarcasm and just congratulate on new Tesla. No l'm so serious mad took hours get over shouldn't have been brat about but my heart so set on new cat But do love new car Message
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Funny Moments of Kids Being Stupid and Weird

You don't need to interact with a kid for long to know that kids are weird and dumb. It makes you wonder how stupid you were as a kid. Hopefully you've learned a few things since then. As they stand, children don't know anything, have very strong opinions, wield a twisted sense of reality and are easy to trick. Here's more moments of kids being bizarre and stupid.

Funny moments and stories of kids being strange and dumb | Yeste rday at 9:32 AM O nurse's 9 year old daughter left this on sidewalk by their house so she could see she returned home hospital. Her daughter mixed up E and O can.not.stop.laughing ORE LTVE | kevinbiegel O @kbiegel RIEGEL'S ANDING My sister take her kid's Nintendo Switch away at night, so kids made fake Switch and tried swipe real one and put fake its place.
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People Who Know Karens Explain What That's Like

The concept of a Karen is outlined by someone with crazy entitlement and a superiority complex, specifically targeted at anyone they deem "lesser than" such as servers and customer service reps. Anyone working retail sees people like this all the time, and their Karen behavior is so outrageous that they're like a cartoon. What people forget is that sometimes people have to live with them.

Stories of people who are related to Karens, and know them | ShrekTheHallz 2.3k points 8 hours ago Coworker mine is married Karen. He tells us stories multiple days week she drives four different grocery stores and harasses employees because their stock is low on specific item she wants.
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