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Misfortune Monday: Life Is Uncertain

For every small thing that can go right, there's about a hundred things that can go wrong. Trampolines get blown away, septic tanks explode, cars drive into lakes, and frisbees get caught in trees like way up there. We know that the world is unpredictable but that doesn't stop us from continuing to try to get things right. That said, bad things just keep happening.

disasters, mistakes and failures | trampoline stuck on a road sign | car parked under a leaky cover frozen with water
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Entitled Family Demands House Sitter Pay Their Utilities Bill

This person gets someone to housesit and feed their pets for a week, then they turn around and make up a bunch of charges for the person? Sounds like the cartoonish demands of an entitled person. And even if paying the utilities was part of the deal, which it wasn't, that number is still way too high. It's impossible to understand what's going on in the heads of entitled folks with audacious demands.

family member tries to get house sitter to pay utilities bill | Posted by u/22022004 AITA refusing pay bills house house-sitted month ago Not hole don't really think asshole this situation but family member, her boyfriend and her mum sure do. Although fact family member recently lost her job due pandemic does make feel like being an AH little less than month ago decided house sit family member and her boyfriend week while they were going see their parents knew wasn't get
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Reckless Uses Of Money People Don't Regret At All

It's hard for many of us to consider spending an entire paycheck on a cake or an ice maker, but when you think of all the money you spend on things that you don't even remember, maybe it's worth it to have a pleasant memory. While these ended up being decent expenses, some people get some extremely bad financial advice that is irredeemable. It'd be nice to have a taste of these absurdly expensive things people witnessed

dumb expensive things people spent money on and do not regret | Pissedtuna $120 towel heater will never dry off with cold towel again.
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Intense Warning Signs That Should Likely Be Followed

There's no beating around the bush when it comes to spectacular hazards and ominous signs. It's pretty hard to ignore a sign that says "watch your step: open mine shafts" or "radioactive zone" or "step past this line and your mistakes are your own." The creepiest and most sinister signs often mean the most business. It just goes to show that paying attention is usually a good idea.

spooky, weird and specific warning signs. | STOP BE AWARE OVERHEAD MOLTEN IRON | this area Are shutte and yard gates not use Ses h DOOR SAH TY NOT SAFE GO VAPMING GUTSIDE tions before use doort can move d warning AMAGED DOORs Tey can be nge ndreuirepertadvioe irning If door is not be ised TENANCE REQUIRED Reter door nameplate NOT SAFE ng he removt scured GO GSYSTS LTD. HBS1 OUTSIDE 7. High mu Warning Beware moving vehicles
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Entitled People Who Need to Chill With Their Demands

Sure, everyone likes free stuff, but typically the way to get that free stuff is wait until it's offered. These people went out of their way to demand crap from other people, and oh man are they not gonna get it. Unreasonably entitled individuals are everywhere, from customers, reviewers and business owners to straight up strangers.

Ridiculous choosing beggars who made absurd demands | Oh giving her away free caring new owner Like said on ad know, but since taking responsibility cat Free, u should at least pay some money
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Technically Accurate Moments That Aren't Incorrect

In this confusing and unclear world of ours, there are generally more opportunities for us to be technically correct about something than actually factually accurate. That would involve learning. Who wants that when you could just scoop some of that good old wit out of your brain cavity and call it technically accurate and not totally wrong.

funny technically accurate joke memes and moments | mamoru have very annoying neighbor, can someone teach trumpet? mamoru dragginage 's best part don't need learn play trumpet annoy them. Just try best and have fun! oh wow are so right! thank ! | Big Foot Caught On Tape 91,539 views
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Entitled People and Their Incredible Demands

It's hard to get inside the head of entitled people and their audacious demands. Who in their right mind thinks they can force their neighbors to buy better Christmas decorations or just give them a car for free? The laughable demands of entitled people are lofty, unreasonable, and often really poorly thought out.

entitled people with ridiculous demands | Share Housing Rooms Rent Hi everyone want buy house. There are 33000 people this group worked out if every person this group sends 15 will reach my goal 500000 15 each isn't much but all adds up. If donate will let come over and look at house once l've bought also thinking cooking some snags on BBQ my future back yard those who donate BYO alcohol If would like send more than $15 s okay. Please PM and will send my bank details. No tyre kickers please
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Moments that Confirm That Kids Are Weird and Dumb

It's not a question that kids are weird and dumb. They'll take multiple bites of fake fruit, lie about objective facts, and cover themselves in house paint for no reason. Everyone knows a few moments that prove the weird dumbness of children, especially when it comes to the stupid things they remember themselves doing. 

funny pictures and stories of kids being stupid and strange | Brian Wecht @bwecht Audrey 6yo Daddy! Did know after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes s not same kid, honey. Audrey long pause Maybe | pineapplefiendwillriseagain: This is my little baby cousin and he is dressed as smoke detector Halloween None us know why but he is really obsessed with smoke detectors 's all he's asked way presents these past
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The Most Absurd Ways People Have Offended Someone

There's no pleasing everyone. In fact, people get upset over the dumbest things. Sure, it's a good idea to be polite and not go out of your way to make people feel bad. However, sometimes someone is going to misinterpret something or take something extremely personally, and that's just a part of life. You can be minding your own business eating a slice of pizza and get a stern talking to. There's just a lot of absurd things people get offended by.

dumb things people got offended by | II_Confused 2.5k points 15 hours ago once got written up because eavesdropping co-worker overheard talking about my drug use an insulin dependent diabetic and giving another co-worker advice pass on her recently diagnosed father.
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Moments In History That Are Too Dumb To Seem Real

People have done stupid things for a long time and it doesn't seem like we're gonna stop anytime soon. History lets us see some of humanity's highlights when it comes to making irreparable mistakes, doing weird garbage, and getting killed in idiotic ways. Here are some history memes to feel smart about as well as some of the great trollings of history.

dumb moments in history | Nfield87 23.1k points 12 hours ago 3 9 3 3 During Spanish American War Spanish governor Guam wasn't told about war US warship showed up he happy see them, cause he thought they where just visiting. Boy he wrong.
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Religious Sister-In-Law Can't Handle Staying In "Demonic" Bedroom

Family can be a pain. Houseguests can be a pain. But when that houseguest is family who can't stand your hospitality and breaks your family's things, that's a real bad time. Sometimes extended family has a hard time appreciating your effort, like this uncle who couldn't handle a vegan wedding meal. It can get way worse than a torn poster. Here are some unforgivably disrespectful things done by houseguests.

Religious sister-in-law can't stand rock bedroom decorations | r/AmItheAsshole Posted by u/ForsakenManagement17 18 14 6 S 5 E 14 18 hours ago AITA refusing change my daughters bedroom my pregnant SIL? Not hole My SIL (28) is visiting Christmas and sleeping my daughters (16) bedroom first day she's been here all she's done is complain about my daughters bedroom is decorated. Her walls are black and she has bunch rock posters on her walls. My SIL is very Christian and she says s evil and she can
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Entitled Folks with Their Increasing Demands

Entitled people with laughable demands can come from anywhere. It can be a boss that wants you to pay them to work, a stranger who wants a steep discount on a lawnmower, or someone who asks for a free turkey but also wants it cooked and delivered. They can get pretty mean, like this entitled mom who got rejected and made threats.

Entitled people and their stupid excessive demands | feeling betrayed 1 hr O am LIVID seven months now 100 week hours are easy (9am-5pm, like regular f basically angels, they sleep most day anyway at this age. mas been babysitting job) and kids are get text her saying she's applying walmart and she "can't afford work anymore she's not paying anything PAYING HER mean afford have fun working longer hours LESS PAY ungrateful bitch do and now stuck without childcare. all daycares my area are super
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People's "I Don't Get Paid Enough for This" Moments

At some unfortunate jobs, your boss doesn't pay attention to your job description, and will make you do whatever you're willing to do. At other jobs, you're basically a punching bag for mindless customers. There's so much a person is willing to take for ten bucks an hour, and there are times when we're compelled to say "screw this, I'm out."

Moments at jobs that made people say that's enough | delaneyk19 19.7k points 23 hours ago 2 3 3 ran entire company's financials and general management 14/hr had meeting with owner telling him need raise and hire an assistant, he told wasn't “business minded" and should be stay at home mom quit next day.
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Tumblr Thread: New Zealand's Bird Election Was a Mess

Apparently no election is safe from baseless accusations, mudslinging and questions of voter fraud. The annual election for "Bird of the Year" in New Zealand had a dramatic year and frankly it's refreshing to see people be this hilariously petty over the decision of the best bird. For some other New Zealand drama, here's the time the whole nation was outraged at a single rude family of British tourists. Here are some more random funny tumblr gems to tumblr through.

Funny New Zealand bird election drama | biggest-gaudiest-patronuses S biggest-gaudiest-patro recommend keeping an eye on New Zealand news. not bc politics or anything, but bc HILARIOUS DISCOURSE happening over 2020 Bird Year Contest. someone called kiwi Fat Flightless Fuck white-faced heron accused racism, voter fraud is rampant
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Ominous Signs That Mean Serious Business

Hazards abound, and with them creepy signs that make their message clear. Sure it might seem gauche for a sign to literally tell you "lions eat people and you are people" but the real issue is why that sign needs to be there in the first place. Someone was probably being people way too close to the lions. The abundant threats of the world make it necessary to have spooky signs that are too dang scary.

vivid and scary signs | SALT LAKE MOUNTAINS WILL BE JUST AS COLD AND LONELY TONIGHT AS THEY WERE 200 YEARS AGO. DO NOT SKI ALONE | AGGRESSIVE GEESE KEEP WALKING
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People Who Had to Deal with a Nightmare HOA

Most homeowner's associations aren't meant to be a big hassle, but sometimes an overzealous member can make their neighbors' lives a living hell of absurd rules about fences and garbage cans. For example, here's an HOA Karen who complained about guide dog training. There's also this bold HOA fighting strategy involving a radio tower.

Horrible stories of homeowners association | jay_mee_d 24.9k points 17 hours ago 2 S being charged $400 because violation bush overhanging my walkway don't have walkway. Or bush picture isn't even my house. They won't back down.
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