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Absurd Things People Said In Complete Seriousness

Most of us have been in a situation where we've laughed at the wrong time. Maybe someone gave you outlandish news, or said something so completely stupid that anyone with decent social skills would assume that they're joking. These people were not joking. You remember those moments when someone says something dumb and you just laugh at them. For some sweet failure, here are classic facepalm moments of dumbness.

Times people said something so strange or dumb that others thought they were joking | closettransman 2.1k points 2 days ago edited 1 day ago "Is there J alphabet This year 12 student. Her name Judith. Edit This rural Australia. No other languages other than English. No religion. No accent other than Aussie. No other cultural background.
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Funniest Moments In Online Classes So Far

Due to the Coronavirus, classes across the world have shifted to the online realm. From there, it's been a rollercoaster of occasionally technologically challenged teachers trying to navigate online classrooms via resources like Zoom; and then students acting like scoundrels because they think that the webcam and/or microphone is off. Now more than ever, it is key to ensure that that is the case. 

Funniest moments that have occurred in online classes so far | countrycider 13h Had seminar this afternoon joined Zoom meeting see my Oxbridge-educated, world- leading-expert professor lying horizontally bed s Master's course and some reason image him giving utterly zero fucks just killed .
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Absurd Lying Stranger Won't Pay for Rug, Thinks They've Won

Nothing is the same type of annoying as a dumb person who thinks they've just defeated you. Such is this low balling stranger who made the unreasonable demand for this rug, obviously lies about buying a different one, and is so dumb that they don't understand a rhetorical situation and believe that they've caught the seller in a lie. Pretty childish.

Annoying stranger lies about buying rug | didn't agree on $30. Also said can't find matching one anywhere, but then said can buy one 25. If 's case l'd suggest buy one. Wouldn't want overpay with mine s GREAT deal. admitting its over priced then Ok can ask pay 70 even said yourself 's overpriced
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Moments of Facepalm to Boost that Self-Esteem

Wash your hands and get them ready to meet our face. Moments like these are ones where you wish with all your might that people are joking. Then you think about all the ignorance you've seen in person and you realize they're probably not. For another self-esteem boost, here are some more daunting moments of disappointing facepalm.

Funny moments of people being ignorant | did beyonce go #1 100 countries there's only 7? africa, europe, asia and cant remember rest
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Owner Levels With Customer Who Complains Over Dollar Taco

When this guy complained over a taco, the owner got realistic with him about what it costs to sell one taco for a dollar and change, especially when you bring credit card charges into it. Sometimes folks have unreasonable demands, and these entitled people need to abandon their nonsense. For a real good one, here's an entitled mom who lashed out when her babysitter got a better job.

Owner explains to customer why his dollar taco wasn't amazing | Chino Tacos REVIEWS OVERVIEW ABOUT 2 months ago Got street taco 1.68 and had 5 piece beef on Horrible service. Not good amount pay. But they give 2 corn tortillas with almost no meat and pile onions and cilantro on asked why so little meat and he wouldn't even acknowledge saying like $1.68 cheap. Will not return doesn't matter building cost chose run an business and short change customers. If can't serve community properly charge
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Entitled People Who Need to Pack Up Their Absurd Demands

Some folks have a problem when it comes to asking for free stuff. Be it scammy influencers, horrible Karens, dudes who want to bully you into selling a truck for 50 bucks or people who want you to work for free, there are absurd demands being flung every which way. It seems like the world just has to forever deal with entitled folks.

Entitled people being rude and demanding things | Do not go there they don't know they are doing would give them minus 3 Response owner 3 weeks ago Hazel saved 135 putting part on car didn't need and diagnosed car without charging 80 diagnostic fee see now mistake.
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Entitled People and Their Absurd Demands

People are out here demanding stuff for way below its actual value, wanting free junk and being rude about it, and asking people to work for them for free among other things. Entitled people have a laughable boldness and we're not sure if it actually gets them anything. It seems like no matter the obstacles in their way, they keep up with their unreasonable demands.

Entitled people and their ridiculous demands | Message Brian Hi like book JP night putting on at London. Unfortunately, due costs venue hire etc, there's no money but can provide some drinks food Is JB available Thurs 19th March can be contacted via 078 br or @gmail.com CREATE APPOINTMENT Brian do do living painter decorator, why? Can come and do my hall stairs landing? There's no money but can make some cups tea prem butty s not same s exactly same Brian, exactly same
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Entitled People Who Ought To Take Their Business Elsewhere

Entitled people make some incredibly bold demands and complaints, like this entitled mom who lashed out at her baby sitter. The good thing about these entitled people is that regular people rarely bend to their stupid demands. Everyone knows that entitled people need to move on with their nonsense.

Entitled people and their absurd demands | can't work full shift sorry. Great thank will put down can't work.
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Entitled People Who Need to Chill With Their Demands

Sure, everyone likes free stuff, but typically the way to get that free stuff is wait until it's offered. These people went out of their way to demand crap from other people, and oh man are they not gonna get it. Unreasonably entitled individuals are everywhere, from customers, reviewers and business owners to straight up strangers.

Ridiculous choosing beggars who made absurd demands | Oh giving her away free caring new owner Like said on ad know, but since taking responsibility cat Free, u should at least pay some money
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A Ration of Puns to Satiate Those Wordplay Cravings

If liking dumb puns makes us stupid, then no changes there. We feel comfortable acknowledging our torrid love affair with clever and horrible wordplay. We're fans of dad jokes and dumb puns that we feel guilty for enjoying. Here are some extra dumb puns and clever jokes that are technically not wrong.

Dad jokes, puns and stupid jokes | reallyfunnyshortjokes got words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" confused. Now hot water with Japanese mafia. flowisaconstruct didn't want like ButI did.
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Ridiculous and Disappointing Times Satire Went Over People's Heads

Satire can go over people's heads. Some folks seem to have a really hard time figuring out the difference between real news and obvious, absurd joke news. Sometimes it's funny when someone is ignorant enough to believe millions of people died on Black Friday, but when people refuse to see the jokes or think that it was made to deceive them, it's gets into the territory of "kind of upsetting." 

Stupid and disappointing times people believed satirical joke news | UM WTF HAVE WHOLE ASS BIN FILLED W THESE SHOULD THROW THEM OUT HELP '90s Kids Rejoice Spider Eggs They Used Fill Beanie Babies Are Finally Hatching!
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Funny and Sad Times Satire Went Way Over People's Heads

Either these people didn't want to get the joke and decided these insane headlines were "fake news" or they thought they were completely true and responded in kind. Makes you feel sad about people's inability to differentiate obvious satire from actual news, but it is pretty funny. Mistaken people don't understand satire kind of a lot.

Times people mistakenly believed satire news.
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Signs That Are Too Scary for Their Own Good

We're happy that people take it upon themselves to warn other people of the world's potential dangers. It's just sometimes the signs themselves get the better of us and give us extra chills. Some aren't even intentionally scary. Let's face it, there are some ominous signs out there that are just too good at being spooky.

Signs that are intentionally and accidentally scary.
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Frustrating Signs Someone Lives On Their Parents Money

Some of the most frustrating moments in life are when you work at a job that you feel lucky to have, and then realizing your coworker comes in late and does a bad job because they don't even need the money. Life has it's disappointing moments of rich kid syndrome.

Signs and stories about rich kids living off their parents
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Trashy Moments Of Humanity Not On Its A-Game

Most people are on a general course of self improvement, trying to be more kind, sympathetic, and generally productive. Then there's also folks who just choose to make things harder for other people, and do trashy things that belong in a landfill. Extreme trashiness can come from every level of society.

Moments of people being selfish, trashy and awful.
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