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Entitled People with Their Absurd Audacity

Most people have a decent sense of when they're wasting someone else's time, but a select few of us don't care, and probably love the attention. Here are some entitled folks who made ridiculous demands, whether they be requests for free stuff, absurdly low offers, or completely dumb demands for things that benefit no one but themselves.

Entitled people and their demands | got 75 l'm right now 75? Yea right now Lol Plz agreed on 180 Yes but all got is 75 my name said had 160 Yes before like 3 days ago 1 got 75 if not l'm. Heading back Meet at N Broadway. Let know get here. 9:33 PM Where at here waiting County jail Meet parking lot need go inside and turn yourself trying rob.
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Stupid, Ridiculous and Weird Design

You can't exactly blame people for trying new things, but you can if it's obviously a design fail. Every day people push the boundaries with wildly tacky shirts, deliberate stains, poor building planning, and misguided but persistent creativity. At least it seems like for most of these someone was trying something new. On the other side there are straight up stupid design fails that someone thought were fine.

ugly, strange, weird and stupid design fails | woman in a green snakeskin outfit carrying a regular purse inside a clear plastic purse | curtains that are white at the top and yellow at the bottom that look like cigarettes
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Absurd School Bureaucrat Needs Copy of Degree She Issues

Bureaucracy can be a mind-numbing puzzle of forms to fill out and cranky people to deal with. Sometimes you get a real treasure of a human being who absolutely hates what they do, and dealing with them is pulling teeth. Here's one of those times. For another school themed story, here's Karen and Karen Jr getting outed for trying to cheat the school system.

Bureaucrat at school needs a copy made of a degree she issues | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/forshuregirl 5 hours ago So need certified copy my bachelor degree just issued? No problemo oc M So, this is little one, but still fullfilled with satisfaction. During my last semester my bachelor degree already applied masters degree at same university. So go through normal application process and get accepted (yay but as didn't have my bachelor degree at point had produce certified copy my degree
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Cleaner Has Classy Response for "Water Discount" Client

After a request like this, it would be pretty hard not to send someone a photo of your bare ass and directions on where to kiss it, but this person kept things classy. It's still extremely hard to have any sympathy for the kind of person who thinks they deserve a discount in exchange for literally a penny's worth of water, but that's entitled goofs for you.

Response to client who wanted discount for one cent of water | Hi Just wanted let know loved cleaning last week and wondering if could come back every month Also wondering if could give us discount next time saw refilling water bottle our sink seems not big deal but our water bill is high specially with our new pool looking forward seeing again! Thank
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Historical Events That Sound Too Ridiculous to Be True

There are a lot of moments from history that not only sound unbelievably coincidental, incredible and stupid, but also so contrived that if it were to happen in fiction you wouldn't be able to suspend your disbelief. There were baboon railway controllers, great molasses floods and foulmouthed parrots. Here are some more history things, like the importance of mundane people in history, the spikey insanity of the lantern shield, and crazy "I'll do it myself" moments in history.

Historical events that are so ridiculous they seem fictional | eannasheridan 42.4k points 24 days ago 3 2 During WW1 German navy built ship and painted make look like British ship called RMS Carmania order infiltrate and destroy British convoys. On ships first outing first enemy encountered real RMS Carmania, which promptly sunk .
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Entitled Folks and Their Frustrating Demands

The earth is filled with a huge number of reasonable and kind people who wouldn't think to return a Christmas tree in January. That said, there are a small number of entitled people with preposterous demands who feel like people should just give them stuff. It could be a bad boss, a self-centered influencer, or a complete stranger. The world has a small but persistent supply of entitled folks with ludicrous demands.

ridiculous entitled people and their demands | Hi Just wanted let know loved cleaning last week and wondering if could come back every month Also wondering if could give us discount next time saw refilling water bottle our sink seems not big deal but our water bill is high specially with our new pool looking forward seeing again! Thank
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Ridiculous Reasons People Wanted a Divorce

Every once in a while a divorce attorney hears a real stupid reason for a couple wanting to get a divorce. Sometimes there's a straw that breaks the camel's back, sometimes someone is extremely petty, and other times someone is trying to cook up a legal scheme that would never actually work.

stupid reasons people wanted a divorce | reddit posted by ragnarockette 12.0k points 15 hours ago She saw him bike shorts and said she could never be sexually attracted him again.
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Dumbest Things People Get Upset Over

It's no secret that people tend to take things too personally. A statement about your own favorite TV show will be interpreted as an attack on their favorite TV show. An attempt to pass someone on the freeway can turn into an impromptu drag race. Here are some incredibly minor and absurd things people tend to react to as if they've been slapped in the face. There's just some petty stuff that that people are extremely passionate about.

The smallest and stupidest things people get offended by | dowhatchafeel 16.3k points 23 hours ago Someone just doing their job No can't use coupon 's been expired since 1971 can't believe rude cashier walrus_kitten 4.1k points 20 hours ago 3 Worked clothing store would send $10 off $25 coupons occasionally obvious reasons can only use them once, so were told rip them up and throw them away after scanning them anger would fill old ladies' faces ripped coupon half and threw garbage after scanning
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Funny Tweets to Give that Day a Boost

Twitter can be a war zone of horrible takes and unsubstantiated arguments about things no one really cares about, but it's also cut with sweet, delectable jokes. For more odds and ends, here are some more funny tweets that hit the spot and some random funny Tumblr nuggets.

Funny twitter jokes | leo dominguez @oledominguez COLGAT Almost left grocery store without buying bag spring mix throw, unopened, into garbage two weeks
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Absurd Stranger Gets All Tough Over 20 Dollars

The world has its fair share of entitled folks and their frustrating demands, but sometimes it gets worse than someone just wanting a discount for no reason. Sometimes people's approach to haggling is writing out their intent to come over to your house and mess you up. It's pretty stupid. For another ridiculous person who wanted a deal, here's a choosing beggar raging after rejection and getting shut down again.

Stranger threatens guy over price of service | could include limited meal plan 20 option (1 day eating) if like? Apart price is firm. Listen pal asking kindly lower price know people city don't think they'd appreciate busting my balls over here oh no
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A Bounty of Funny Tweets to Heap onto that Day

Twitter is at times a bundle of arguments just screaming over each other, but mostly it's just people's weird and extremely specific thoughts, weird scenarios and random funny tweets bouncing into each other. For more thoughts and bits of internet, here are some strange and random bits of Tumblr gold.

Funny tweets | clean slate @PleaseBeGneiss Do sharks play harmonica like this or this harmonica pressed to a shark's mouth and to a shark's gills
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Entitled People and Their Foolish Demands

We're not sure what kind of a fantasy world entitled people are living in where they think they can be paid to take your things, but it seems like a world they'd be disappointed a lot. It's a world of influencers trying to pay for things with exposure, strangers making up fake discounts, random people demanding that the universe hand them their dream job and just about any unreasonable demands you can think of..

entitled people and their ridiculous demands | LG microwave FREE Ottawa Is this still available? Address please Yes am Aylmer Garry Ok can't go there just microwave unless pay 25 gas don't even know respond Unreal
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Bold Dude Demands Cat Back after Five Years

There are a few things about this whole exchange that send up a few red flags. Conventional wisdom is literally screaming: don't agree to the visit. For people who wanted stuff, here are entitled individuals and their preposterous demands. And for another weird and unsettling one, here's a very strange choosing beggar case.

Text exchange of a guy wanting a cat back after 5 years | Hello my name is number hoping talk gave Wed, Mar 25, 5:40 PM Hello, sorry work nights so l've been asleep can do Wed, Mar 25, 10:45 PM wondering about cat my mom gave few years ago Thu, Mar 26, 3:50 PM Oh mean Khaleesi? Im not sure call her im guessing yes if thats grey cat my mom gave and lived together he Fri, Mar 27, 5:14 PM iMessage Pay GIF
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Entitled Customer Chooses Wrong Free Glasses, Owner Responds

This customer seems to be upset that they made the wrong decision with their glasses, so they decided to take it out on the store that provided them with the glasses for free. The owner let them know what was up. The retail world is swimming with entitled people and their unreasonable demands, as well as entitled people who went full Karen. Sometimes ridiculous customers don't get their way, like this Karen who demanded to speak to a fellow customer's manager.

Owner responds to entitled customer's glasses decision | 1 review year ago WENT GET NEW GLASSES TOLD PICK OUT SOME FRAMES LIKED AFTER DOING SO SAT BY MYSELF TRYING THEM ON AND NO ONE HELPED MAKE SURE MAKING RIGHT CHOICE FRAME MY NEEDS PICKED FRAME BLINDING BECAUSE SIDE ARMS TRIED DRIVING AND THOT GOING HAVE WRECK COULDNT SEE OUT THEM PROPERLY PICK OUT FRAME SALES ASSISTANT SHOULD HELP FIRST BECAUSE CANT SEE OUT THEM UNTIL LENSES ARE PUT SO ITS
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Untrue "Facts" People Were Told In Complete Seriousness

There's a lot of people walking around with their heads still full of garbage they heard on the bus in 6th grade, and they're more than willing to tell you with full confidence that bears lay eggs. From absurd falsehoods to nonexistent laws that people insist are real, people are willing to say some absurd things in complete seriousness.

Untrue and false facts people were told confidently | Keefer1970 2.9k points 18 hours ago band name "KISS" is an acronym Knights Satan's Service AC/DC Anti-Christian Devil Children Slayer Satan Laughs As Eternally Rot all told us without irony by Sunday school teacher, circa 1987
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Ridiculous People Who Think They're Geniuses

With the power to post about yourself on the internet comes the responsibility to not spend your time putting people down and pretending to be a brain-lord. The internet is full of absurd people who think they're total geniuses just because they were an early reader. Being able to sit through a Youtube lecture on quantum physics doesn't make you a genius, but it might make ridiculous individuals believe they're geniuses.

ridiculous people who think they're smart and brag about it | use long words make sound more photosynthesis Photosynthesis is plant converts energy sun into energy its body word can not be used sentence 16:04
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