Entitled people make some incredibly bold demands and complaints, like this entitled mom who lashed out at her baby sitter. The good thing about these entitled people is that regular people rarely bend to their stupid demands. Everyone knows that entitled people need to move on with their nonsense.
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Sure, everyone likes free stuff, but typically the way to get that free stuff is wait until it's offered. These people went out of their way to demand crap from other people, and oh man are they not gonna get it. Unreasonably entitled individuals are everywhere, from customers, reviewers and business owners to straight up strangers.
If liking dumb puns makes us stupid, then no changes there. We feel comfortable acknowledging our torrid love affair with clever and horrible wordplay. We're fans of dad jokes and dumb puns that we feel guilty for enjoying. Here are some extra dumb puns and clever jokes that are technically not wrong.
Most people have a decent sense of self awareness, but sometimes entitled people have laughable boldness. It can be a potential employer asking for a full time "intern" to pay a dollar an hour, or an incompetent lowballer who demands a person's address to steal their bike. It's a wild world out their filled with entitled individuals and their unreasonable demands.
Satire can go over people's heads. Some folks seem to have a really hard time figuring out the difference between real news and obvious, absurd joke news. Sometimes it's funny when someone is ignorant enough to believe millions of people died on Black Friday, but when people refuse to see the jokes or think that it was made to deceive them, it's gets into the territory of "kind of upsetting."
Either these people didn't want to get the joke and decided these insane headlines were "fake news" or they thought they were completely true and responded in kind. Makes you feel sad about people's inability to differentiate obvious satire from actual news, but it is pretty funny. Mistaken people don't understand satire kind of a lot.
We're happy that people take it upon themselves to warn other people of the world's potential dangers. It's just sometimes the signs themselves get the better of us and give us extra chills. Some aren't even intentionally scary. Let's face it, there are some ominous signs out there that are just too good at being spooky.
Some of the most frustrating moments in life are when you work at a job that you feel lucky to have, and then realizing your coworker comes in late and does a bad job because they don't even need the money. Life has it's disappointing moments of rich kid syndrome.
Most people are on a general course of self improvement, trying to be more kind, sympathetic, and generally productive. Then there's also folks who just choose to make things harder for other people, and do trashy things that belong in a landfill. Extreme trashiness can come from every level of society.
Keaton Patti is a funny and absurd writer who's responsible for these wacky re-captions, as well as ridiculous "bot-written" scripts such as this Diners Drive-Ins And Dives script or this Olive Garden Commercial. We're here for the controlled insanity and reworking of something as near and dear to our hearts as Antiques Roadshow.
Life is a roller coaster of high highs and low lows. Some of these low moments are extremely trashy in nature. Most people wouldn't steal someone's ashes or jog around a city pooping behind cars, but alas, incredibly trashy moments still happen, and they are freakin' ridiculous.
Gotta love weddings. Nothing says everlasting love like photoshopping yourself and your betrothed as centaurs. Y'know, for love. If not a half horse body, how about a genie? Maybe instead of photoshop, you'd like to throw some chickens in the air? We think these folks are onto something, and we'd like to see more people treat their weddings with more absurdity.
You'll never think of endless shrimp in quite the same way again. It starts out so wholesome, but then it becomes a rollercoaster of shrimp. With your simple wish for endless shrimp, you've doomed your future to one that is truly endless and full of shrimp. Here are some two sentence horror stories for some absurd and succinct spookiness.
Keaton Patti is a wonderfully weird writer who's behind other "bot written" scripts such as this John Wick script, as well as this Diner's Drive-Ins and Dives script. He claims that each one is written by a computer program that has consumed over a thousand hours of their respective content, but since the amount of content for each doesn't come close to a thousand hours, we're not so sure about that process. Either way, we love these.
We're huge fans of the bizarre and creative parody work of Keaton Patti (see this hilarious Bot written Olive Garden Commercial script) and the Austin Powers movies hold a nostalgic, groovy place in our hearts. So we'd imagine a cross between the two would be a pretty fantastic thing. And boy, is it.
People can be very particular, selfish creatures. Sometimes we think we'll be good with someone before realizing that our other quirks will get on their nerves so terribly that they never want to see us again. Some reasons are overly petty, some malicious, and some outright bizarre. Some people outright try to screw over their Ex. Lawyers, legal assistants and other people have collected some real weird reasons some folks had to get a divorce.
