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Mad Lads Who Played By Their Own Rules

Be they a silver tongued devil, one such merry prankster, or perchance a chaotic force of shenaniganry, these mad lads don't give a dang. Does the world need more humorous chaos? Maybe? Though sometimes those on the receiving end of a mad lad's prankery might not feel the same way.

funny madlads jokes and weird pranks | AA mobile.twitter.com Home My kid being brat so de marshmallowed his lucky charms bag of plain cereal
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Entitled People and Their Delusional Demands

It's hard to get into the mind of an entitled person with demanding boldness. What makes someone think that it's cool to expect a stranger to work for free or give away their car? Is it a complete lack of self awareness? It must be freeing to be that oblivious to the needs of people around you.

ridiculous entitled people with excessive demands | Hello, is this still available? Hi, yep is. However do have an interested buyer let know! If they decide not will contact and let know. Thanks heaps keen Will pay $800 if have 19:27 Hi mate. Looks like might be luck. There another buyer before however if happy with $800 's yours. Okay well buyer pulled out then l'll only pay 650 800 offer u ignore him Hi mate, thv haven't pulled out l'm J Josition now where can pick who goes
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Things that Don't Make any Dang Sense

The world is full of contradictions. We have biological rules and invented bureaucracies that make no sense. Things aren't named what they mean. We even have words that just seemed to have popped in from nowhere, and odd linguistic tics that are crazily inconsistent. For more stuff about this strange world, here are weird and specific facts to alienate strangers with.

rules and things that make no sense | EDGAR More 2 Cartoon suns being drawn wearing sunglasses. Like exactly are they protecting their eyes ?
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Entitled People and Their Demanding Boldness

If you know anyone who you haven't talked to in months, but is so entitled and laughably bold that they'd demand that you renew your subscription service on their behalf, go ahead and cancel that service. Entitled and absurd audacity can come from a family member, boss or stranger, and it never stops being aggravating and perplexing.

Entitled people and their demands | WHATSAPP 3m ago Netflix expires tomorrow know aint talking and shit but could please just renew ?
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Entitled People and Their Demanding Expectations

There is no end to the ridiculous requests of entitled people with their demanding boldness. There are folks out there who will think it's right to ask that someone live in their home, work for them and do all of their house tasks for a hundred bucks a month. There are people who will complain that their neighbors aren't jumping at the opportunity to mow their parents lawn. It's kind of impressive.

Entitled people and their demands | Quora search questions, people, and topics Chief Executive Officers Employees Workplace and Professional Etiquette Work Personal Question have two employees usually leave work at 6 pm. They are good, but don't like their commitment lasts work hours only should do as CEO?
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Absurd Things People Got Offended By

You can never know what incredibly specific thing someone might take personal offense to. People get upset over the dumbest things thanks to their own paranoia, assuming malice in people, or extremely non-standard view of how people ought to act. It's when someone makes something out of a mistake or an utter non-issue that has people scratching their heads.

weird and dumb things people got offended by | SnooPaintings2137 52.8k points 2 days ago 5 3 22 More One time someone got offended put on my seatbelt, thought commenting on her ability drive.
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We all have friends who have incredibly strong opinions about incredibly trivial stuff, and the absurdity is only maximized when you just get dropped into an extremely heated debate with no context. It's hard to tell, but it feels like there's real animosity here.

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Moments That Show How Dumb and Strange Kids Are

It's no question that kids are stupid and weird. They're horrible liars, they don't know how to read, they lack basic coordination skills and a lot of them look like they've never worked a day in their life. From sharpie-ing the dog to attempting to eat wax fruit, there's more than enough proof that kids are stupid and weird.

Funny moments of kids being stupid and weird | My kids were always complaining about getting heel bread loaf, so started flipping over and putting end side down so they wouldn't know. | Blind Myself With Lamp No Reason
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Students Have Stupidly Genius Solution to Group Presentation

Doing a group project and presentation is hard enough, but having to prove that each person did a totally equal amount of work during the presentation? These guys figured out a stupidly genius way to handle it. Reminds us of this lazy genius approach to a school project. As annoying as this teacher's rule was, many teachers manage to say much more wild junk.

Funny group project stupid solution school story | r/MaliciousCompliance Posted by u/Thedepressionoftrees 20 hours ago Everyone must present equally. Okay got oc s Way back my junior year high school and three my friends had this one teacher all hated. One main reasons why hated this guy because if didn't follow his instructions T, he would give an F on assignment. Cast Friends call Dave, Sam, and Ben (not real names)
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Facepalm Moments of Mystifying Dumbness

Every day of our lives we makes mistakes, but luckily most of us know better than to hit ourselves with facepalm moments from the dimmest bulbs. If there were ever an opportunity to feel smart about your own life decisions, it would be while reviewing the monumentally dumb facepalm moments some other people manage to find themselves in.

Funny dumb facepalm moments | And on bus on bus and this guy is so fine but he has an iPhone 6
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Karen Uses Up Budget on Ugly Powerpoints, Gets Fired

In a stunning display of pig-headed incompetence, these clients managed to bust their budget on ridiculously bad designs, to the point that it cost Karen her job. For some other wild Karen behavior, here's an HOA Karen who complained about guide dog training. For some unprofessionalism, here's a customer who got mistaken for a job applicant, then the interviewers break the law.

Karen wastes budget on ugly designs until she loses her job | Posted by u/6463694 10 hours ago Client wants us create design "exactly" like their ugly Powerpoint comply. oc L As designer try educate my clients on design and why something has be done certain way. My agency is not cheap, so make quite clear they are paying our experience and knowledge, not some Photoshop monkey. Most time, my clients are appreciative and enjoy extra guidance and professional advice. Occasionally get "fun" jobs.
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Patently Absurd Warning Signs

We live in a world of many dangers, so many so that it requires terrifying signs that speak the language of fear. Some of these signs ride the line just between utter joke and serious business, and others are straight up creepy as hell. There are spooky signs out there that mean serious business.

stupid, scary and funny warning signs | WARNING FEED PIGEON LOSE FINGER ED BIRD Code SEC 486 M.P. Thank PIER 39 San Francises H PLEASE DON | ATTENTION TRESPASSERS WILL BE BAPTIZED FREQUENT TRESPASSERS WILL BE SENT AWAY ON MISSION.
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Frustrated Scammer Trolled with Made-Up Neighbor Drama, Gives Up

Many of us see scammers as a dangerous nuisance, but played correctly, every scammer interaction can be an opportunity to get extremely weird toward a confused stranger. For more scammers messing up, here's the worst scammer the world's ever seen, as well as a scammer who got trolled with some Photoshop skills.

Funny person trolls scammer with absurd made-up neighbor drama until he gives up | Hello is neighbor with some car trouble can assist My neighbor am experiencing car trouble and left my wallet mistakingly at home Is this Jeff? Yes Oh should've said so can just grab wallet and bring am far away bring could send Apple Pay and will pay back shortly Absolutely, Jeff type neighbor would be if didn't help out. Right Thank just send amount 50 this number did change number though, Jeff just spoke
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Absurdly Overpriced Stuff People Have Seen

We all know someone who, against better judgement, will buy into the complete BS of an expensive product, and assume that the high price tag is a legitimate marker of quality. It's sad to see, but when someone spends literally any money on a rock in a bag, that's kind of on them. Here are some products that are getting more expensive and somehow worse, as well as some signs someone is trying way to hard to look rich.

Ridiculously overpriced products | patchyj 1.5k points 4 days ago couple years ago, Mark's and Spencer Food high end supermarket UK, tried selling "Cauliflower Steak" which thick slice cauliflower 2.50 covered plastic could literally buy whole cauliflower same row bit further down 40p. They were crucified hilarious
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Frustratingly Entitled People and Their Demanding Behavior

When it comes to selling an item, selling some art, or finding a gig, it can be a minefield of entitled people with unrealistic expectations and insane demands. You could get someone who wants you to pay them to take your iPhone, a mom who wants to pay 3 dollars an hour for babysitting, or have someone blow up for not getting a free pin. The flow of entitled people and their foolish demands never seems to stop.

Entitled people and their absurd demands | Car vent phone mount Marketplace $5 Car vent phone mount Mark as Sold More Options Ahmad changed group photo. Is this still available? Yes 5:44 PM bucks No thanks 3 not into bargaining, sorry Ok know Amazon brand new is 4,50. Great. Go buy there. Haha ok, sorryI just kidding. Aa
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Mistaken Wife Believes Actor Friend is An Actual Doctor

It's an actual case of "I'm not a doctor, I just play one on TV." Some folks are so far in that they can't really be helped. It's a regrettable part of life that there are people walking around like this. For example, take these wildly dumb things people have heard or these facepalm moments.

Mistaken friend's wife thinks actor is a real doctor | r/IDontWorkHereLady Posted by u/loslaslon 16 hours ago "He's not doctor Yes he is saw him on TV XXL Not quite sure this fits, but wasn't sure where else would. So had friend since college who's great guy love him pieces, but occasionally considered ending friendship because his wife is so jarringly dumb life do not know he gets her. Ok do, she's one most beautiful women ever seen real life. But even still don't know he does She's sweet, she
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