Misfortune follows us throughout our lives. Sometimes you're trying to insult a celebrity. Sometimes you're trying to skip in front of traffic like a douche. Sometimes you're trying to give a person a compliment, create a work of art or fix something to the best of your ability. On all sides of the spectrum, there is failure.
TV
You never know who's been using your Netflix account. In this case, a friend of an Ex from years ago thought they were justified enough to step in and reveal that they'd been using the account. The entitlement is palpable.
Is Anderson Cooper drinking tequila (for the first time), or having some long-winded exorcism? You be the judge. You know sh*t's getting real at the end there, when he says he'd rather be shoving Nyquil on down the hatch.
One day you're swiping, then the next day you find yourself in someone's personal game show. If you didn't have trust issues before, then go ahead and develop some while reading about this woman's massive and meticulously planned dating stunt.
Writer @KeatonPatti took it upon himself to improve the Antiques Roadshow in the best way possible. The results are weird, dumb and hilarious.
Spencer McClure told us on Twitter exactly how Toby became the Scranton Strangler.
Writer @KeatonPatti took it upon himself to improve the Antiques Roadshow in the best way possible. The results are weird, dumb and hilarious.
Writer @KeatonPatti took it upon himself to improve the Antiques Roadshow in the best way possible. The results are weird, dumb and hilarious.
