Japan

Umm... guys? They have Gundams. Are you sure about this?

Japan sure does love its tentacled creatures.

These two men try everything that that they can from the menu of an all you can drink restaurant in Tokyo. 

Why bother working things out when you can just get pregnant right? This kit comes with everything you need to poke a hole in your condom and have a happy "accident". 

God bless you Japan. For everything.

This is from the show AKBingo!, a popular program featuring members of the popular idol group AKB48. Yes, that 48 is in reference to the number of members in the band and yes that means there's an army of pop singers with their own variety show overseas.

But really the important thing is that right now two of those divas are trying to blow an insect (cockraoch? Cicada?) into the other person's mouth, where they will be forced to eat the dang thing.

In other news, just another day on Japanese variety show television.

Dudes getting their junk rubbed while singing? That's so last week. All the cool kids are scoping out this new "game show" that features women basically being stretched in a way that the Spanish Inquisition would even call into question.

Obama clearly had his priorities in place when honoring Japan's Prime Minister, Shinzo Abe.  And I quote: "Today is a chance for Americans, especially our young people, to say thank you for all the things we love from Japan. Like karate and karaoke. Manga and anime. And, of course, emojis."

Way to go, chief.

That train is zipping by at 374 miles per hour! Though the train is only in its testing phase now, Japan Railway hopes to bring these vehicles to the public by 2027.

Every two weeks JPCMHD creates a compilation of Japanese TV commercials. Which one is your favorite?

Japan has done it again! Now you can watch guys try to keep their cool while getting a handy, all while trying to stay in key. The Japanese truly have their finger (and possibly their whole hand) on the throbbing pulse of television. 

Just in case you're curious, here's the video: