Awkward

No means no, bro. The string of rage-riddled texts are brimming with lunacy. Someone needs to buckle his bootstraps, and move on...

This dude wouldn't take no for an answer, and as a result we get nothing short of some cringeworthy gold. 

Google will always have the answers to the questions we never should've asked in the first place...

Mia Khalifa went full rage rant mode on this unsuspecting fan, who very likely crawled back in his shame-ridden cave after this. That or the dude continued to give zero f**k's about what would seem to be everything. 

It's really hard to choose the worst (best) one. 

Chill, it's just his mothers soul trapped in a doll. 

Cringe would appear to be the shared theme for these dates gone wrong. Nothing went to plan, and we're just grateful for the entertaining batch of uncomfortable tales back here at Fail Blog!