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Do we lose weight when we jump in the elevator? There's only one way to find out...

So what we've learned here is that any time you see something fake, it's your job to be the hero and to alert everyone to this truth. Class dismissed. --Dr. Prof. Nick, Ph.D, M.D., Esq.

If you can think of something else your state excels in, feel free to drop it in the comments. In terms of my home state of Washington, I'd say in addition to apples, we win for hipsters per capita thanks to Seattle alone, although Brooklyn and San Francisco could give us a run for our money.