class is in session

If you're looking for a way to light fireworks without losing your face in a freak explosion, this is probably the best way to go.

And here I thought I had a chance! Simple solution: make a more sensible investment, like buying ten thousand lottery tickets instead of just one.

The very fact that you can't microwave fire ants is terrifying. Know that they're ALL OVER OUR TECHNOLOGY doesn't help this at all.

To be fair, this is an issue with most non-English languages.

IMDB's list of the best 250 films may not be totally legitimate (Shutter Island? REALLY?), but in musical mashup form it's definitely a lot easier to stomach.

My only weapons are my cell phone and a stack of post-its. DIE ZOMBIES.

It was only a matter of time before the cats rose up and took their revenge.