class is in session

Dinosaurs got the shaft in every way, shape, and form.

BUSTED.

I guess there's a practical side to raising a deceased artist from the dead.

Suddenly it all makes sense...

There's a reason we haven't blown up the world yet? Well that's good to know.

The "Captain Planet is an alien" theory actually kind of makes sense...

I know, I know, a weekend lesson. We'll get through this together though.

Blow your mind with 4.5 billion years of time, compressed into a 24-hour timeframe!

Dear English Language, cut it out. Sincerely, Everyone.