class is in session

There's something of a build-up, but I promise the thing gets crushed (skip to the final minute or so if you're in a hurry).

You'd be surprised how predictable the human brain works...

For all the history that never happened!

Nowadays you can be a premium cable superstar if you're a horse, a huge step-up from "used to ride to places and pull things."

My only weapons are my cell phone and a stack of post-its. DIE ZOMBIES.

So apparently it's nigh impossible to become the mayor of the City of London. Time to join the masons and get approved by a strange shadow council after being elected sheriff!

They didn't teach this to me when the mobile planetarium was set up in my elementary school gym...

If you're going to blow your hands off tonight you may as well know the science behind it.