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Here at Skool School of Fail, we want to provide school fails and LAWLs for you, but we also want to bring in some interesting stuff so you can learn something and better yourself. Because honestly, look at your life. Look at your choices. Yeah, that's what we thought.

So today we're gonna teach you some cooking skills with Regular Ordinary Swedish Meal Time. Or rather, we're gonna let some angry screaming Swedes teach you, because we don't want to get to close to them. They're scary.

And now all y'all know.

Just get angry and beat the living bejeezus out of him Luke-Skywalker style. Way more effective, and 100% fewer Jedi died that way.

The story of Earth is a long one. So why not try to cram it into a little over a minute?

Unless you'd rather see the totally necessary re-release of Titanic in 3D, Nat Geo gives us a breakdown of what went down minus the car-sex and below-deck dancing.

I don't need math to know I'm physically incapable of sitting through even one of those horrible movies.

They didn't teach this to me when the mobile planetarium was set up in my elementary school gym...