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I mean, we all know that true Music aficionados would at least get the Sennheisers buzzcut. Alas, this is the generation of music fans we're dealing with today.

Just remember: There's always money in this guy.

At least I hope, because being rich and insane is the only reason I think you could use to justify this.

Sorry, I have to use this brand. The latex ones give me a rash!

NOTE: The pole is not the push-up-bra of the butt world.

I mean really, that question is total rubbish.

Also known in some circles as "hair dye with a different box."

Make sure all of your little rat tails are enjoying the party back there!

After looking at enough Poorly Dressed pictures, it's hard to tell what's hair and what's a terrible-looking hat. This is one of those times.

I remember what pimpin' was like... before the war...

Assuming I don't mistake the hair for cotton candy again. It's a recurring issue I have.

Name the outfit yourself in the comments below! Bonus points for using the format "Explosion at the __ Factory." EX: Explosion at the Skittles Factory, because I don't want to taste none of this!

It's just the same stone-faced schoolgirl no matter how hard I press the clicker...

Is this a new company policy or something?

I mean, because I am all down for that.

"THE OPERATION GOES DOWN TONIGHT. TANGO FOXTROT BRAVO, WE'RE GOING DARK."