what

Is this a new company policy or something?

No Urban Outfitters, I will not pay $200 to look like a moccasin vomited on my shoe.

Alternatively, you can re-enact your favorite Matrix scenes in the snow comfortably!

For that matter, that's way too large of a car for a clown to drive.

American fashion designer Marc Jacobs on the runway, doing his usual Marc Jacobs thing. If you have a high tolerance for the extremely fashionable, check out more here!

Well hey, thank goodness there's that conveniently-placed cat to help you out.

NOTE: The pole is not the push-up-bra of the butt world.

The way we're dressing ourselves, you'd think there's a pants shortage in the United States...

The rest of you? That's an entirely different scenario.

I mean, I love picnics, but I just hate getting my food and things next to that gross earth that I'm picnic-ing on. MY SOLUTION HAS ARRIVED.

In the far-flung future, our naughty-bits will be protected by poly-urethane bubbles!

I hate it when clowns walk around at your party as if that's not even weird AT ALL.