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From high atop his steed of swag, the neo-funk prophet rides throughout the land, spreading the word of fly to all peoples.

Then again, maybe you need that tire. It looks like one of your rear wheels is balding quite a bit.

For comparison:

Judging by these outfits, "fashion" wasn't the only thing on parade at this show...

Nothing is quite so elegant, so clean, so noble as a fashion pug.

Across the far and deserted lands he will guide you. Silent, watching, leading. Are you brave enough to travel with Mr. Hooves?

Alternatively, you can re-enact your favorite Matrix scenes in the snow comfortably!