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In the far-flung future, our naughty-bits will be protected by poly-urethane bubbles!

Judging by these outfits, "fashion" wasn't the only thing on parade at this show...

Then again, maybe you need that tire. It looks like one of your rear wheels is balding quite a bit.

Last I checked I didn't want to be up in a Bag Lady's anything.

I'm not going to ask how those things are sticking on there.

After looking at enough Poorly Dressed pictures, it's hard to tell what's hair and what's a terrible-looking hat. This is one of those times.

Well, that wasn't the best start to my weekend...

The way we're dressing ourselves, you'd think there's a pants shortage in the United States...

Ah, now I see why there was a drink minimum at this place.

Feel free to toss a comma between any of the words of that headline, the joke still works.

I'm not even sure entirely what's going on, vintage masks or Photoshop or what. All I know is, I'll be sleeping with the light on. Good night!

Nothing is quite so elegant, so clean, so noble as a fashion pug.

I mean, who knows what kind of mess you could get yourself in to. Remember the layers!

It's not about the outfit, it's how you feel when you're wearing it, and how well you can pull it off!