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I hate it when clowns walk around at your party as if that's not even weird AT ALL.

The perfect underwear for you and that special FAIL-y Someone in your life!

Do not question the Minaj.

I guess meth isn't all bad. Just look at how much weight he's lost!

I mean, who knows what kind of mess you could get yourself in to. Remember the layers!

Name the outfit yourself in the comments below! Bonus points for using the format "Explosion at the __ Factory." EX: Explosion at the Skittles Factory, because I don't want to taste none of this!

So, how much would you pay for handsome leather shoes that look like they've been splattered with stray paint by the designers at Maison Martin Margiela? Five hundred dollars? Weird, that was exactly the same number I just came up with! Let's hang out sometime and have really unrealistic expectations with one another. It'll be fun!

Oh Japan, when WON'T you haunt my dreams?

The rest of you? That's an entirely different scenario.

"Yes, they come with the home, actually. They're covered in the security deposit."

It's only fitting to have a giant, inflatable, plastic tribute to the most rubberized shoe in existence. Bravo!

So, this is what you fight in Act IV of Diablo III's Inferno mode right?

And yet, in a few hours, I just want to put these glasses on again. It's the weirdest thing!