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Fast food is starting to look a like a much more appealing option...

It's only fitting to have a giant, inflatable, plastic tribute to the most rubberized shoe in existence. Bravo!

American fashion designer Marc Jacobs on the runway, doing his usual Marc Jacobs thing. If you have a high tolerance for the extremely fashionable, check out more here!

I mean, because I am all down for that.

Last I checked I didn't want to be up in a Bag Lady's anything.

Then again, maybe you need that tire. It looks like one of your rear wheels is balding quite a bit.

"What, this IS how I smile!"

I'm not even sure entirely what's going on, vintage masks or Photoshop or what. All I know is, I'll be sleeping with the light on. Good night!

Either that or the Blue Man Group has finally decided to move on up to the rare metals.

Take note, ladies and gentleman. That's the pose and posture of a true champion.

I'm sorry, we need to have a talk, Ashanti.

"So, an '80s futurist, a redneck, a douchebag, and your high school prom date walk into a bar..."