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Two belts and you still can't adjust your pants properly? Surely there must be some sort of award for this.

It's just the same stone-faced schoolgirl no matter how hard I press the clicker...

No wait, just another sighting of the ever-mysterious "front butt."

Who knows, maybe that nearby Icee machine is cooling down the room. In that case, bundle up!

Tonight it's just me, the boys, a case of Mountain Dew, Mario Kart, and our fleeting sense of self-worth. Let's go!

I had a feeling that Magical Chrome Victorian Punks were getting into our supply.

Name the outfit yourself in the comments below! Bonus points for using the format "Explosion at the __ Factory." EX: Explosion at the Skittles Factory, because I don't want to taste none of this!

I think it's really cool that Expo is starting to produce that marker that has the little felt eraser on the other end. Very handy.

Keep up with more of the Lovakhiin's antics over at ROFLrazzi!

Alright, fine, you have our attention, what is it that you want Mr. Wigs-n-Jugs?

This isn't any club I would want to be a part of!

Don't worry, there's a spare hairpiece in the bag just in case these first two blow out. You can never be too careful!

Well, that wasn't the best start to my weekend...

I mean, certainly there's some sort of context that makes wearing a lace globe of fabric reasonable, but I certainly don't know it.

Go directly to undie jail, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

Fast food is starting to look a like a much more appealing option...

Well, good thing you have three or four layers on top to make up for your cold legs!