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Sorry, no chimney-sweeps here!

Tonight it's just me, the boys, a case of Mountain Dew, Mario Kart, and our fleeting sense of self-worth. Let's go!

Feel free to toss a comma between any of the words of that headline, the joke still works.

It's not about the outfit, it's how you feel when you're wearing it, and how well you can pull it off!

I mean really, it's all quite elementary.

On second thought, let's avoid those chariot things. They're totally tourist traps.

In the far-flung future, our naughty-bits will be protected by poly-urethane bubbles!

"THE OPERATION GOES DOWN TONIGHT. TANGO FOXTROT BRAVO, WE'RE GOING DARK."

I spend extra money on the drawstring bags and this is what you use them for? Thanks for nothing, dude.

"So, what would you say you were going for with this look?"

"Quite simple, 'What if the Red Baron were a lime in a bowler hat?'"

No song references, that was just a prelude to "Maybe we should head in the other direction."

Yes, yes, but what is this "FUSHIGI BALL (tm)" you keep referring to? Can it predict my future more accurately?

I remember what pimpin' was like... before the war...