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Yes, yes, but what is this "FUSHIGI BALL (tm)" you keep referring to? Can it predict my future more accurately?

I'm not even sure entirely what's going on, vintage masks or Photoshop or what. All I know is, I'll be sleeping with the light on. Good night!

I think it's really cool that Expo is starting to produce that marker that has the little felt eraser on the other end. Very handy.

Keep up with more of the Lovakhiin's antics over at ROFLrazzi!

Ah, now I see why there was a drink minimum at this place.

During allergy season it sort of feels like you're underwater all the time, but this may be a little too literal...

From high atop his steed of swag, the neo-funk prophet rides throughout the land, spreading the word of fly to all peoples.

Finally, I've been waiting to get this tie for ages. All of the other versions I saw either didn't have hot sauce or didn't use retro computers.

I mean, in most circumstances. And in ALL circumstances involving being on a tightly-packed vehicle with dozens of strangers.

There's another pair of boots that comes pre-torn with patches on them that costs twice as much.

I mean really, it's all quite elementary.

Well, good thing you have three or four layers on top to make up for your cold legs!

No Urban Outfitters, I will not pay $200 to look like a moccasin vomited on my shoe.

Clearly, there's plenty to go around.

For comparison:

Either that, or like a really bad bathroom tiling job. Get some grout, lady!