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Name the outfit yourself in the comments below! Bonus points for using the format "Explosion at the __ Factory." EX: Explosion at the Skittles Factory, because I don't want to taste none of this!

Assuming I don't mistake the hair for cotton candy again. It's a recurring issue I have.

Also: Might want to check the buttons on that shirt, bro.

After looking at enough Poorly Dressed pictures, it's hard to tell what's hair and what's a terrible-looking hat. This is one of those times.

Alright, fine, you have our attention, what is it that you want Mr. Wigs-n-Jugs?

The Neo-Twee Hipsters are a naturally aggressive people. Touching their stuffed animal pelts is a sure way to anger them and the rest of their tribe. Approach with caution.

I had a feeling that Magical Chrome Victorian Punks were getting into our supply.

If you got it, flaunt it?

I mean, I love picnics, but I just hate getting my food and things next to that gross earth that I'm picnic-ing on. MY SOLUTION HAS ARRIVED.

I mean, the last thing I remember was being in an Arby's and now everything is dark and it smells like mommy and daddy's bathroom in here.

I mean, my nether-region has really gone to the dogs, if you catch my drift. No wait, that's not what I meant! Come back!

On second thought, let's avoid those chariot things. They're totally tourist traps.