thong

Or your sex appeal.

I need eye bleach STAT!

FIRST LESSON IN BASIC TRAINING: DON'T MIX BLEACH WITH YOUR MIXED-LOAD LAUNDRY, SOLDIER. THAT'S A RECIPE FOR A MAJOR FASHION INFRACTION

Why's he wearing those kneepads?

Dude, pull your shirt down.

Go directly to undie jail, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

All while making him an expert in human anatomy.