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Why's he wearing those kneepads?

Wonder Woman is a fabulous choice of cosplay model! BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE WEAR WIDER UNDERPANTS

Already you're making one man cry and another erupt in migraines. Be considerate of the people who live outside your flossed butthole.

Please. It's the only thing that'll make him go away.

You can't be drinking before noon!

Go directly to undie jail, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

You should really be wearing a helmet though.

That must chafe horribly.

FIRST LESSON IN BASIC TRAINING: DON'T MIX BLEACH WITH YOUR MIXED-LOAD LAUNDRY, SOLDIER. THAT'S A RECIPE FOR A MAJOR FASHION INFRACTION