thong

Go directly to undie jail, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

FIRST LESSON IN BASIC TRAINING: DON'T MIX BLEACH WITH YOUR MIXED-LOAD LAUNDRY, SOLDIER. THAT'S A RECIPE FOR A MAJOR FASHION INFRACTION

You can't be drinking before noon!

That must chafe horribly.

Someone please tell me what the hell is going on... At least he gave her a rose; what a gentleman.

The dance thong doesn't help.

I need eye bleach STAT!

...we just don't want to see it.

Wouldn't be surprised if I were stranded in the desert and one of these showed up. The desert is littered with the skulls of cattle who have died of dehydration. And with tanned people. Everyone's tanned in the desert.