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Go directly to undie jail, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

That must chafe horribly.

Wouldn't be surprised if I were stranded in the desert and one of these showed up. The desert is littered with the skulls of cattle who have died of dehydration. And with tanned people. Everyone's tanned in the desert.

You can't be drinking before noon!

You should really be wearing a helmet though.

Wonder Woman is a fabulous choice of cosplay model! BUT FOR GOD'S SAKE WEAR WIDER UNDERPANTS

Not that you'd really want them back at this point anyway.

I need eye bleach STAT!