thong

You should really be wearing a helmet though.

Not that you'd really want them back at this point anyway.

Already you're making one man cry and another erupt in migraines. Be considerate of the people who live outside your flossed butthole.

That must chafe horribly.

The dance thong doesn't help.

Please. It's the only thing that'll make him go away.

...busted.

Wouldn't be surprised if I were stranded in the desert and one of these showed up. The desert is littered with the skulls of cattle who have died of dehydration. And with tanned people. Everyone's tanned in the desert.