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Someone please tell me what the hell is going on... At least he gave her a rose; what a gentleman.

You can't be drinking before noon!

Already you're making one man cry and another erupt in migraines. Be considerate of the people who live outside your flossed butthole.

Not that you'd really want them back at this point anyway.

Go directly to undie jail, do not pass go, do not collect two hundred dollars.

I need eye bleach STAT!

That must chafe horribly.

FIRST LESSON IN BASIC TRAINING: DON'T MIX BLEACH WITH YOUR MIXED-LOAD LAUNDRY, SOLDIER. THAT'S A RECIPE FOR A MAJOR FASHION INFRACTION

...we just don't want to see it.