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Not quite sure how she got this on...I'm guessing she used a winch.

No takers? None?

Let's get down to brass tacks here: That outfit wouldn't work on anyone, male or female. Picnic table fashion belongs strictly to Gunther.

Angus would be proud.

Sorry, no chimney-sweeps here!

Hi, my name is Charlene, are you looking for a date? How about a really good phone plan. Only 55 bucks a month.

Still could not flag down a bus.

I mean, the least you could do is match the underwear with the bag, sheesh.

So what exactly is going on here? Is this a man or woman? What is it doing? Why did someone film this?

We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!

Someday she'll find a man (if she hasn't already) with Mr. Clean-sponsored pants, and they'll dance the night away across a spotless kitchen floor.