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Someday she'll find a man (if she hasn't already) with Mr. Clean-sponsored pants, and they'll dance the night away across a spotless kitchen floor.

Angus would be proud.

So what exactly is going on here? Is this a man or woman? What is it doing? Why did someone film this?

The front is a lot scarier than the back... Bearded Lady.

Hi, my name is Charlene, are you looking for a date? How about a really good phone plan. Only 55 bucks a month.

Sorry, no chimney-sweeps here!

I guess you could blame it on the wind, but, if my math skills serve me right, it's still not gonna cover it up when it goes back down.

Side slit, back slit, FRONT slit even, but the elusive "double slit" has yet to truly catch on.

Never startle a Sasquatch, you'll be eaten. Also they get a bit gassing when they're attacking people. This is also not pleasant.