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That duck tape tube top looks a little restricting.

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Let's get down to brass tacks here: That outfit wouldn't work on anyone, male or female. Picnic table fashion belongs strictly to Gunther.

Hi, my name is Charlene, are you looking for a date? How about a really good phone plan. Only 55 bucks a month.

Never startle a Sasquatch, you'll be eaten. Also they get a bit gassing when they're attacking people. This is also not pleasant.

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This must be a recalled McDonald's character.

And go go gothic skirt. And go go gothic skull leggings. And go go gothic platform boots. He's definitely ready to take on the Inspector.

Fashion: it can blow up in your face if you're not careful.