skirt

Are those the Spice Girls?

Hi, my name is Charlene, are you looking for a date? How about a really good phone plan. Only 55 bucks a month.

Not quite sure how she got this on...I'm guessing she used a winch.

Angus would be proud.

I mean, the least you could do is match the underwear with the bag, sheesh.

Which one is he? Is he the guy who scares paparazzi away by flashing them with his jean skirt?

Still debating on whether or not the person on the right is a guy.

Don't ask, don't tell. That's all I'm gonna say.