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No takers? None?

That duck tape tube top looks a little restricting.

This must be a recalled McDonald's character.

What would be really neat would be matching "him and her" trophy belts, where the guy has one made out of Ken dolls. Or G.I. Joe "action figures," because those are completely different from dolls.

So, I'm no Japanese culture expert, but I am glad to see the youngsters so concerned about their health.

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Let's get down to brass tacks here: That outfit wouldn't work on anyone, male or female. Picnic table fashion belongs strictly to Gunther.

Silly all over.

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