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These were definitely not the happy days...

That duck tape tube top looks a little restricting.

Which one is he? Is he the guy who scares paparazzi away by flashing them with his jean skirt?

We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!

Hi, my name is Charlene, are you looking for a date? How about a really good phone plan. Only 55 bucks a month.

They'd probably be cheaper anyway. Plus, I can use them to store garbage! Garbage like this skort!

Someday she'll find a man (if she hasn't already) with Mr. Clean-sponsored pants, and they'll dance the night away across a spotless kitchen floor.

Side slit, back slit, FRONT slit even, but the elusive "double slit" has yet to truly catch on.

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