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Lady. Come on. When other people have to physically force your butt to be covered, you know you should stop wearing skirts that could easily be mistaken for a belt.

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Not quite sure how she got this on...I'm guessing she used a winch.

Side slit, back slit, FRONT slit even, but the elusive "double slit" has yet to truly catch on.

Are those the Spice Girls?

Shout it LOUD! The bearded, pearl-bra wearing, fringe-arm, legging lady is here! Huzzah!

Still debating on whether or not the person on the right is a guy.

Fashion: it can blow up in your face if you're not careful.

And go go gothic skirt. And go go gothic skull leggings. And go go gothic platform boots. He's definitely ready to take on the Inspector.

I mean, the least you could do is match the underwear with the bag, sheesh.