skirt

Someday she'll find a man (if she hasn't already) with Mr. Clean-sponsored pants, and they'll dance the night away across a spotless kitchen floor.

Side slit, back slit, FRONT slit even, but the elusive "double slit" has yet to truly catch on.

Hi, my name is Charlene, are you looking for a date? How about a really good phone plan. Only 55 bucks a month.