skirt

No takers? None?

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They'd probably be cheaper anyway. Plus, I can use them to store garbage! Garbage like this skort!

Angus would be proud.

I mean, the least you could do is match the underwear with the bag, sheesh.

...when you can get it on your skirt? Customizable map skirts available at monochome. (Brownie points to whoever can identify the location pictured here.)

What would be really neat would be matching "him and her" trophy belts, where the guy has one made out of Ken dolls. Or G.I. Joe "action figures," because those are completely different from dolls.

We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!

Someday she'll find a man (if she hasn't already) with Mr. Clean-sponsored pants, and they'll dance the night away across a spotless kitchen floor.