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And go go gothic skirt. And go go gothic skull leggings. And go go gothic platform boots. He's definitely ready to take on the Inspector.

...when you can get it on your skirt? Customizable map skirts available at monochome. (Brownie points to whoever can identify the location pictured here.)

Still could not flag down a bus.

The front is a lot scarier than the back... Bearded Lady.

Shout it LOUD! The bearded, pearl-bra wearing, fringe-arm, legging lady is here! Huzzah!

Side slit, back slit, FRONT slit even, but the elusive "double slit" has yet to truly catch on.

I guess you could blame it on the wind, but, if my math skills serve me right, it's still not gonna cover it up when it goes back down.

Don't ask, don't tell. That's all I'm gonna say.

Let's get down to brass tacks here: That outfit wouldn't work on anyone, male or female. Picnic table fashion belongs strictly to Gunther.

Hi, my name is Charlene, are you looking for a date? How about a really good phone plan. Only 55 bucks a month.

Sorry, no chimney-sweeps here!