skirt

Fashion: it can blow up in your face if you're not careful.

They'd probably be cheaper anyway. Plus, I can use them to store garbage! Garbage like this skort!

The front is a lot scarier than the back... Bearded Lady.

Silly all over.

So what exactly is going on here? Is this a man or woman? What is it doing? Why did someone film this?

Someday she'll find a man (if she hasn't already) with Mr. Clean-sponsored pants, and they'll dance the night away across a spotless kitchen floor.

That duck tape tube top looks a little restricting.

Lady. Come on. When other people have to physically force your butt to be covered, you know you should stop wearing skirts that could easily be mistaken for a belt.

This must be a recalled McDonald's character.

What would be really neat would be matching "him and her" trophy belts, where the guy has one made out of Ken dolls. Or G.I. Joe "action figures," because those are completely different from dolls.

Not quite sure how she got this on...I'm guessing she used a winch.