skirt

I mean, the least you could do is match the underwear with the bag, sheesh.

Silly all over.

No takers? None?

These were definitely not the happy days...

Sorry, no chimney-sweeps here!

Are those the Spice Girls?

So, I'm no Japanese culture expert, but I am glad to see the youngsters so concerned about their health.

Don't ask, don't tell. That's all I'm gonna say.

Someday she'll find a man (if she hasn't already) with Mr. Clean-sponsored pants, and they'll dance the night away across a spotless kitchen floor.

They'd probably be cheaper anyway. Plus, I can use them to store garbage! Garbage like this skort!