skirt

They'd probably be cheaper anyway. Plus, I can use them to store garbage! Garbage like this skort!

Lady. Come on. When other people have to physically force your butt to be covered, you know you should stop wearing skirts that could easily be mistaken for a belt.

Not quite sure how she got this on...I'm guessing she used a winch.

And go go gothic skirt. And go go gothic skull leggings. And go go gothic platform boots. He's definitely ready to take on the Inspector.

Still could not flag down a bus.

Still debating on whether or not the person on the right is a guy.

Fashion: it can blow up in your face if you're not careful.

Silly all over.

Let's get down to brass tacks here: That outfit wouldn't work on anyone, male or female. Picnic table fashion belongs strictly to Gunther.

So what exactly is going on here? Is this a man or woman? What is it doing? Why did someone film this?

We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!

Which one is he? Is he the guy who scares paparazzi away by flashing them with his jean skirt?