skirt

Still could not flag down a bus.

Angus would be proud.

This must be a recalled McDonald's character.

Which one is he? Is he the guy who scares paparazzi away by flashing them with his jean skirt?

Lady. Come on. When other people have to physically force your butt to be covered, you know you should stop wearing skirts that could easily be mistaken for a belt.

...when you can get it on your skirt? Customizable map skirts available at monochome. (Brownie points to whoever can identify the location pictured here.)

Fashion: it can blow up in your face if you're not careful.

Let's get down to brass tacks here: That outfit wouldn't work on anyone, male or female. Picnic table fashion belongs strictly to Gunther.