skirt

The front is a lot scarier than the back... Bearded Lady.

I mean, the least you could do is match the underwear with the bag, sheesh.

And go go gothic skirt. And go go gothic skull leggings. And go go gothic platform boots. He's definitely ready to take on the Inspector.

What would be really neat would be matching "him and her" trophy belts, where the guy has one made out of Ken dolls. Or G.I. Joe "action figures," because those are completely different from dolls.

Hi, my name is Charlene, are you looking for a date? How about a really good phone plan. Only 55 bucks a month.

Fashion: it can blow up in your face if you're not careful.

Still could not flag down a bus.

Not quite sure how she got this on...I'm guessing she used a winch.

Let's get down to brass tacks here: That outfit wouldn't work on anyone, male or female. Picnic table fashion belongs strictly to Gunther.

Which one is he? Is he the guy who scares paparazzi away by flashing them with his jean skirt?