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Hi, my name is Charlene, are you looking for a date? How about a really good phone plan. Only 55 bucks a month.

We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!

...when you can get it on your skirt? Customizable map skirts available at monochome. (Brownie points to whoever can identify the location pictured here.)

Angus would be proud.

Not quite sure how she got this on...I'm guessing she used a winch.

Still could not flag down a bus.

Lady. Come on. When other people have to physically force your butt to be covered, you know you should stop wearing skirts that could easily be mistaken for a belt.

Side slit, back slit, FRONT slit even, but the elusive "double slit" has yet to truly catch on.

Someday she'll find a man (if she hasn't already) with Mr. Clean-sponsored pants, and they'll dance the night away across a spotless kitchen floor.