skirt

What would be really neat would be matching "him and her" trophy belts, where the guy has one made out of Ken dolls. Or G.I. Joe "action figures," because those are completely different from dolls.

Which one is he? Is he the guy who scares paparazzi away by flashing them with his jean skirt?

This must be a recalled McDonald's character.

Hi, my name is Charlene, are you looking for a date? How about a really good phone plan. Only 55 bucks a month.

Side slit, back slit, FRONT slit even, but the elusive "double slit" has yet to truly catch on.

So, I'm no Japanese culture expert, but I am glad to see the youngsters so concerned about their health.

The front is a lot scarier than the back... Bearded Lady.

Angus would be proud.