skirt

That duck tape tube top looks a little restricting.

These were definitely not the happy days...

Someday she'll find a man (if she hasn't already) with Mr. Clean-sponsored pants, and they'll dance the night away across a spotless kitchen floor.

I mean, the least you could do is match the underwear with the bag, sheesh.

Side slit, back slit, FRONT slit even, but the elusive "double slit" has yet to truly catch on.

Sorry, no chimney-sweeps here!

No takers? None?

What would be really neat would be matching "him and her" trophy belts, where the guy has one made out of Ken dolls. Or G.I. Joe "action figures," because those are completely different from dolls.

We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!