prom

Cowboys who listen to new wave and go to 80s dance parties? Yes please.

Classsssy. Let's make this a thing. From now on, I only want to see modern takes on works of art, like this gentleman here:

For that very special prom night.

Is this what we're teaching our kids to wear these days?

Anyone want to translate what that guy's tattoo says?

Nothing will stop me from going to prom.

Nah, who am I kidding, I'm just a hater who wants those gloves.

Maybe you're really, really, REALLY, into your American history in the south. That's all well and good. The implications of wearing that around at a formal event? Maybe you need to ponder that a little bit.

All the more power to them!

Just don't get carried away when you're dancing to "You Give Love a Bad Name."

Just stay safe and protected tonight, dear!

I don't think anybody has the heart to tell them otherwise, unfortunately.

For every couple dressed like this, there's a million who color-code and call it a day.

Even then they usually end up arguing on prom night over the precise shade of color meant by "puce."