For every couple dressed like this, there's a million who color-code and call it a day.
Even then they usually end up arguing on prom night over the precise shade of color meant by "puce."
Just don't get carried away when you're dancing to "You Give Love a Bad Name."
Any guesses as to what state this is?
The other side reads "But keep it under your hat."
The red carpet wasn't red enough?
"One Night in Flamenco-Roxy-Paris-Vegas" might not have been the most coherent theme for a dance after all.
Just stay safe and protected tonight, dear!
Cowboys who listen to new wave and go to 80s dance parties? Yes please.
And in the future, we still don't dress like that. Try going forward another 50 years.
Heavenly in the front, divine in the back.