prom

Well, see ya later!

"Tammy, dear, can you hike your dress up a bit more? I want to make sure we get a lot of leg in this picture. Also Tim, can you move your left hand a little lower...yeah...that's real nice."

And spun in cotton candy while soldered with the plastic from a million Barbie playhouses.

Anyone want to translate what that guy's tattoo says?

"One Night in Flamenco-Roxy-Paris-Vegas" might not have been the most coherent theme for a dance after all.

Classsssy. Let's make this a thing. From now on, I only want to see modern takes on works of art, like this gentleman here:

Then you're sure to stay dry!

The key to any successful prom is wearing an outfit so ridiculous and off-putting that your date's father isn't worried about any frisk(ies)y business. Good play, sir!

And to think, one of these handsome cowboys appears to be without a date...

Nah, who am I kidding, I'm just a hater who wants those gloves.