prom

Keep it sticky... I mean classy.

Is this what we're teaching our kids to wear these days?

For that very special prom night.

I mean, because I am all down for that.

Then you're sure to stay dry!

Unless we're going for one of those crazy themed proms and the theme is "look like you'll regret seeing these pictures in five years," in which case MAN WHAT A LOVELY BUNCH OF DRESSES.

Nothing will stop me from going to prom.

The other side reads "But keep it under your hat."

PUNS.

And spun in cotton candy while soldered with the plastic from a million Barbie playhouses.

Classsssy. Let's make this a thing. From now on, I only want to see modern takes on works of art, like this gentleman here:

Anyone want to translate what that guy's tattoo says?

All the more power to them!