prom

I mean hey, if it works for weddings...

Is this what we're teaching our kids to wear these days?

"One Night in Flamenco-Roxy-Paris-Vegas" might not have been the most coherent theme for a dance after all.

The Borat mankini is one thing, but that frog hat? Totally unacceptable formal wear.

"What, this IS how I smile!"

Cowboys who listen to new wave and go to 80s dance parties? Yes please.

I don't think anybody has the heart to tell them otherwise, unfortunately.

Seriously, what is that? The Two-Face of outrageous costumes? One side is all "I'm an underdressed leather-wearing biker" and the other side is "I'm underdressed?"

The other side reads "But keep it under your hat."

PUNS.

The red carpet wasn't red enough?

For that very special prom night.