prom

The key to any successful prom is wearing an outfit so ridiculous and off-putting that your date's father isn't worried about any frisk(ies)y business. Good play, sir!

All the more power to them!

For every couple dressed like this, there's a million who color-code and call it a day.

Even then they usually end up arguing on prom night over the precise shade of color meant by "puce."

Classsssy. Let's make this a thing. From now on, I only want to see modern takes on works of art, like this gentleman here:

That's right! These outfits are made from duct tape!

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I mean hey, if it works for weddings...

Just stay safe and protected tonight, dear!

"What, this IS how I smile!"

Any guesses as to what state this is?

For that very special prom night.

Too bad nobody at the dance will see them.

Unless we're going for one of those crazy themed proms and the theme is "look like you'll regret seeing these pictures in five years," in which case MAN WHAT A LOVELY BUNCH OF DRESSES.

The Borat mankini is one thing, but that frog hat? Totally unacceptable formal wear.

Maybe you're really, really, REALLY, into your American history in the south. That's all well and good. The implications of wearing that around at a formal event? Maybe you need to ponder that a little bit.

"Tammy, dear, can you hike your dress up a bit more? I want to make sure we get a lot of leg in this picture. Also Tim, can you move your left hand a little lower...yeah...that's real nice."