prom

Then you're sure to stay dry!

The red carpet wasn't red enough?

"Tammy, dear, can you hike your dress up a bit more? I want to make sure we get a lot of leg in this picture. Also Tim, can you move your left hand a little lower...yeah...that's real nice."

I mean hey, if it works for weddings...

Keep it sticky... I mean classy.

The key to any successful prom is wearing an outfit so ridiculous and off-putting that your date's father isn't worried about any frisk(ies)y business. Good play, sir!

Cowboys who listen to new wave and go to 80s dance parties? Yes please.

Just when you thought things couldn't get any better: Zebra-striped blazer. Shine on, you beautiful beast of the past.

Just stay safe and protected tonight, dear!

All the more power to them!

The other side reads "But keep it under your hat."

PUNS.