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Heavenly in the front, divine in the back.

Then you're sure to stay dry!

The other side reads "But keep it under your hat."

PUNS.

Maybe you're really, really, REALLY, into your American history in the south. That's all well and good. The implications of wearing that around at a formal event? Maybe you need to ponder that a little bit.

"What, this IS how I smile!"

All the more power to them!

I mean, because I am all down for that.

Anyone want to translate what that guy's tattoo says?

Nah, who am I kidding, I'm just a hater who wants those gloves.