prom

Just when you thought things couldn't get any better: Zebra-striped blazer. Shine on, you beautiful beast of the past.

All the more power to them!

Then you're sure to stay dry!

Classsssy. Let's make this a thing. From now on, I only want to see modern takes on works of art, like this gentleman here:

That's right! These outfits are made from duct tape!

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Heavenly in the front, divine in the back.

The other side reads "But keep it under your hat."

PUNS.

Too bad nobody at the dance will see them.

I don't think anybody has the heart to tell them otherwise, unfortunately.

Seriously, what is that? The Two-Face of outrageous costumes? One side is all "I'm an underdressed leather-wearing biker" and the other side is "I'm underdressed?"

Unless we're going for one of those crazy themed proms and the theme is "look like you'll regret seeing these pictures in five years," in which case MAN WHAT A LOVELY BUNCH OF DRESSES.

Nothing will stop me from going to prom.