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Chris Brown. BET Awards. Thanks, 80s!

Oh man, I can't wait to hide snacks and treats in that extra leg. That should be usefu - WAIT A MINUTE.

This picture is as old as her underwear, but screw it, more people need to see it.

Quick Smee, hoist the sails! We have more bad decisions to make!

I'm no puritan, but it's a little ridiculous to see people walking around with their sponges showing like that.

Is it hot in those pants, or is it just your ass?

We came to see a washed-up '90s pop-rock act reunite and play their one-hit wonder seven times in a row, not get a look at your bathing-suit parts!