pants

Well, there's a Phoner if I ever did see one!

No wait, just another sighting of the ever-mysterious "front butt."

It's important to have stripes that highlight all the right areas, like the side of your thighs.

Watch out, I think you have a little Engrish on your pants. That stuff stains something fierce.

The way we're dressing ourselves, you'd think there's a pants shortage in the United States...

GOD you guys are disgusting.

Well, good thing you have three or four layers on top to make up for your cold legs!