pants

I mean, you can't just walk into the mall food court in your street clothes, you'd get laughed at and hauled out by security!

When ZZ Top sang about legs, I don't think this is what they had in mind. Though I'll no longer be able to think of anything else.

It's harder to see, but he also has dreadlocks spun from pure silk.

I feel bad for whoever's dad this is.

All those wine corks, finally put to good use!

Don't wear these outside, or anywhere.