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See, this is what I'm talking about. Golf is a game for dignified, upstanding gentlemen of taste and class. That's why the pants look like a hippie threw up on them.

I'm sure his pastor LOVES this sweater.

I mean, in the grand scheme of things how does "nearly-pantsless" compare to "drugged out and licking the windows"? You could do worse.

I mean, it's Sunday morning, who am I kidding, if you're reading this you're probably naked in your living room and surfing with a cup of coffee in your hand!

Silly hipsters. You'll learn someday!

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This is a segment called I don't know the name of this color! Those shoes aren't orange really, or peach, or really any color I can name (this offends my sensibilities even further.) So please help me, dear readers and tell me what color those hideous shoes are.

Either that, or like a really bad bathroom tiling job. Get some grout, lady!

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