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When ZZ Top sang about legs, I don't think this is what they had in mind. Though I'll no longer be able to think of anything else.

I don't care if you're a multi-platinum selling artist. Theft is bad and you should feel bad.

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Wouldn't be surprised if I were stranded in the desert and one of these showed up. The desert is littered with the skulls of cattle who have died of dehydration. And with tanned people. Everyone's tanned in the desert.

It's about time there was some justice in this world.

I mean the least you could do is be consistent!

On second though, perhaps you should wear some pants.