pants

I mean, "Space-Disco" hasn't been an acceptable fashion style for at least 15 years...

Turns out they let the light AND flesh come through. Who knew?

Alternatively: "'Merica's back on a brand new MISSION."

The way we're dressing ourselves, you'd think there's a pants shortage in the United States...

I haven't seen a more ironic belt in my entire life.

I see how it is, trick all but the observant into thinking that you're wearing real pants when you're in your PJ's all day. Clever, very clever...

Just put on some pants before you file those reports.