pants

You can now do squats in your jeans!

Just put on some pants before you file those reports.

Well, there's a Phoner if I ever did see one!

See, this is what I'm talking about. Golf is a game for dignified, upstanding gentlemen of taste and class. That's why the pants look like a hippie threw up on them.

And if those pants don't help him impress Farrah Fawcett, nothing will.

Alternatively: "'Merica's back on a brand new MISSION."

Here's hoping you have insurance!