pants

Don't pretend like you haven't had those days.

They'd probably be cheaper anyway. Plus, I can use them to store garbage! Garbage like this skort!

I haven't seen a more ironic belt in my entire life.

This is the second day in a row that flyers of U.S. Airways has shown up here. They must be seriously considering offering complimentary full-body smocks and snuggies to poorly dressed passengers as they board the plane.

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I see how it is, trick all but the observant into thinking that you're wearing real pants when you're in your PJ's all day. Clever, very clever...

Even though it might look cute... ...never ever ever store kittens in your back pocket. Use a waxed canvas bag instead. It's harder to claw out waxed canvas, and you won't suffer the grievance of having your dinner escape.

And all of those people came to the county fair.

Silly hipsters. You'll learn someday!