pants

Turns out they let the light AND flesh come through. Who knew?

But now that I know, may I ask why you killed Rudolph and turned his hide into a trenchcoat?

But we'll take him. This stuff can stand up to anything the kids are listening to now anyway.

I mean, maybe one would buy different pants before bizarre undies that disguise the fact that you bought the wrong pants. MAYBE I'M JUST GOING CRAZY.

All those wine corks, finally put to good use!

Just put on some pants before you file those reports.

I mean, in the post-apocalyptic future where soda tabs are used as currency you're going to be able to buy a small nation with those things. Good work!