pants

It's about time there was some justice in this world.

Come on now, we know those pants need to be at least three sizes larger to be fitting of that logo.

It's important to have stripes that highlight all the right areas, like the side of your thighs.

Watch out, I think you have a little Engrish on your pants. That stuff stains something fierce.

They'd probably be cheaper anyway. Plus, I can use them to store garbage! Garbage like this skort!

Whe~n the clothes hit your eye like a big pizza pie, that's high fashion!

Insert wicked accordion solo here.

Is it hot in those pants, or is it just your ass?

And then we'll get suspenders for the saggy underwear, and the world will go on and on and spin in its crazy beautiful way.

Chris Brown. BET Awards. Thanks, 80s!

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