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Under bright neon lights, the world appears surreal. Get that techno vibe on with these iridescent puns and jokes.
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![Tenant changes Wi-Fi password to block freeloading neighbor, he guesses the new one and offers to split the bill: '[It was your dog’s name with 123 at the end]'](data:image/gif;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAAAACH5BAEAAAAALAAAAAABAAEAAAI=)
Tenant changes Wi-Fi password to block freeloading neighbor, he guesses the new one and offers to split the bill: '[It was your dog’s name with 123 at the end]'
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Employee calls out coworker after she gets glowing performance review for sending weekly email to upper management summarizing everyone else's hard work
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‘Oh my gosh, what a trick’: Management job candidate walks out mid-interview after finding out mid-way through the role is actually entry-level customer support
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Man refuses to keep mowing his elderly neighbors' two-acre meadow for free after their adult kids demand he continue doing it once the parents are gone
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53-year-old Grandma refuses to watch her 8, 5, and 1-year-old Grandkids after her 26-year-old Daughter blocks her number on Mother's Day
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