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Perfect kicks for running the Grid. Get out there, program!

I bet he's a vegetarian and he thinks fur is tacky.

You'll never be this RAD.

The first rule of fashion: Restraint. The second rule: Not This.

They say the contrast between teal and orange makes the subject appear more vibrant and emotive. I'll let you take a look at these bronzed knuckle-heads and determine that for yourself.

This further corroborates my theory that men in the '80s took after the habits of the peacock. It's the only way to explain the plumage.

Sorry, I was mixing up my Fake Personas for Public Entertainment with my Parodies of Fake Personas for Public Entertainment.

I mean, they both did an admirable job with this outfit, to be fair. It's a close call!

Including (and especially) their skin.