neon

Including (and especially) their skin.

And you put your underwear over your pants. So much malfunction.

The first rule of fashion: Restraint. The second rule: Not This.

From high atop his steed of swag, the neo-funk prophet rides throughout the land, spreading the word of fly to all peoples.

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Chalk this up to self-inflicted wounds.

It's going to be awfully hard to ride a light cycle in that thing, but good on ya!

I bet he's a vegetarian and he thinks fur is tacky.

And sparkles in the sunlight.