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This further corroborates my theory that men in the '80s took after the habits of the peacock. It's the only way to explain the plumage.

Including (and especially) their skin.

And you put your underwear over your pants. So much malfunction.

Name the outfit yourself in the comments below! Bonus points for using the format "Explosion at the __ Factory." EX: Explosion at the Skittles Factory, because I don't want to taste none of this!

Perfect kicks for running the Grid. Get out there, program!

You'll never be this RAD.

They say the contrast between teal and orange makes the subject appear more vibrant and emotive. I'll let you take a look at these bronzed knuckle-heads and determine that for yourself.

And naps frequently. With her casual and relaxed attire, she's no doubt a low-maintenance, easy-going type of gal.

I bet he's a vegetarian and he thinks fur is tacky.