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It's going to be awfully hard to ride a light cycle in that thing, but good on ya!

I mean, they both did an admirable job with this outfit, to be fair. It's a close call!

And sparkles in the sunlight.

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And you put your underwear over your pants. So much malfunction.

This further corroborates my theory that men in the '80s took after the habits of the peacock. It's the only way to explain the plumage.

They say the contrast between teal and orange makes the subject appear more vibrant and emotive. I'll let you take a look at these bronzed knuckle-heads and determine that for yourself.