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Oh no, I sleep with the light on every night. That's totally normal. It's just something I do. Don't worry about it.

I hate it when clowns walk around at your party as if that's not even weird AT ALL.

I would make a joke, but those lips are a deadly camouflaged hunter and I don't want to take any chances.

ANYTHING TO MAKE THE VOICES GO AWAY.

I mean, assuming there aren't any extra eyes hanging around elsewhere.

We've got to send ladies a memo about this "purple lips" thing. Normally that's the sign that you're at a Halloween party or are severely oxygen deprived. Spread the word!